PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Juan Dela Cruz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muhamad Alshitface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alshitface is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Aloha Snackbar. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Dela Cruz
vs
Alshitface

170 cm
20
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

160 cm
18
132 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Hates pizza

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Juan Dela Cruz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Muhamad Alshitface!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dela Cruz tries to clinch up.
Alshitface tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

Dela Cruz closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Dela Cruz is looking to advance position but Alshitface won't allow it.

Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dela Cruz is taking a breather. Alshitface says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Alshitface is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dela Cruz pulls his head out easily.
Dela Cruz scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Dela Cruz controlling the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Alshitface looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dela Cruz lands strikes from half guard.

Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Dela Cruz seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

Dela Cruz is looking for a kimura here.

Alshitface actively working from the bottom here.
Dela Cruz trying to pass the guard but Alshitface defending well.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dela Cruz is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Alshitface has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Alshitface looks winded!
Dela Cruz drops an elbow to the side of Alshitface's head.
Dela Cruz content to control rather than advance.

Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Alshitface is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Dela Cruz pulls his head out easily.
Dela Cruz controlling the action here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Alshitface actively working from the bottom here.
Alshitface moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Dela Cruz working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Dela Cruz is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Alshitface is looking for a triangle but Dela Cruz pushes his legs off easily.
Dela Cruz is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Alshitface throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Dela Cruz slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dela Cruz is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Dela Cruz controlling from the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dela Cruz lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Dela Cruz stands up from Alshitface's guard - Dela Cruz perhaps looking for a knockout.

Dela Cruz closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Dela Cruz lands in his opponent's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Juan Dela Cruz dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dela Cruz decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Alshitface has hold of Dela Cruz's hands but Dela Cruz slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Dela Cruz lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Dela Cruz seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Alshitface actively working from the bottom here.
Dela Cruz looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Alshitface with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alshitface on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

Dela Cruz is trying to work for a kimura but Alshitface is defending well.

Alshitface is working on a guillotine. He's managed to get to full guard and he's really squeezing tight! Dela Cruz is tapping! Great win for Alshitface!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Muhamad Alshitface!
Muhamad Alshitface took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.