PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Shit Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shia LaBeouf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Face might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Blue clear sky. LaBeouf has chosen Riptide as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Face
vs
LaBeouf

176 cm
39
157 lbs
39 - 28 - 1

178 cm
41
165 lbs
31 - 29 - 4

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 28 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Shit Face!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 29 - 4, fighting out of Montreal, Shia LaBeouf!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Face.
LaBeouf scoring well with a low kick there.
Face misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A countering left hand to the body from LaBeouf misses.
Face is trying hard to land a takedown here. LaBeouf sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Shit Face. That's going to take a lot out of him.
LaBeouf's jab looks to have found its range, popping Face under the eye.

Face fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. LaBeouf sprawls well initially but Face persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
LaBeouf is refusing to be controlled, as Face sits in half guard.

Face is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Face trying to mount his opponent but LaBeouf defends it.
LaBeouf has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Red House. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LaBeouf is concentrating on defense, preventing Face from advancing position.
Face wants to free his trapped foot but LaBeouf is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Face seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but LaBeouf does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Face wants to pass to mount but LaBeouf is defending the position.
LaBeouf trying to control but Face postures up.
LaBeouf manages to get to full guard.
Face stays in close to LaBeouf's body and controls the position.
LaBeouf trying to control the position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
LaBeouf wants to stand but Face is controlling the position.
Face trying to control the position from guard on top but LaBeouf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Face seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Face trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Face throws a big elbow that misses.
Face wants to pass the guard but LaBeouf is keeping the position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Face trying to control the position from guard on top but LaBeouf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
LaBeouf misses with the combination.
Face attempts a counter takedown but LaBeouf avoids it well and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by LaBeouf.
Face attempts a counter takedown but LaBeouf avoids it well and moves away.
Face shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Face closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into LaBeouf's guard.
LaBeouf wants to stand up but Face is controlling him.
Face trying to control but LaBeouf is working from the bottom.
LaBeouf is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Face trying to control the position from guard on top but LaBeouf is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Face passes into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

LaBeouf is defending against the submission attempts here by Face.

Face is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! LaBeouf is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Shit Face!
Shit Face retains his lightweight title!
Shit Face decided to call for a title shot in his post fight interview, which was very strange given the fact this fight was for a title and he's already the champion. I guess that's what getting punched in the head does for you.