PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yngwie Malmsteen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Justus Sheehan Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheehan Jr has chosen Keep Ridin' as his entrance music. Justus Sheehan Jr is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Malmsteen
vs
Sheehan Jr

150 cm
39
130 lbs
33 - 18 - 0

168 cm
39
145 lbs
32 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Perkele!

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yngwie Malmsteen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Justus Sheehan Jr!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheehan Jr is looking to score with low kicks.
Malmsteen throws a solid leg kick but Sheehan Jr takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Malmsteen.
Sheehan Jr scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Malmsteen looks to land a right hand but Sheehan Jr moved out of range.
Sheehan Jr is looking for the big counter here.
Malmsteen lands a jab to the head.
Malmsteen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sheehan Jr manages to avoid it.
Malmsteen throws a good cross that connects.

It looks like Justus Sheehan Jr has been cut.
Sheehan Jr throws a leg kick which misses Malmsteen's front leg but catches the back leg as Malmsteen tries to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malmsteen walks into a jab.
Malmsteen lands a right hook to the body.
Malmsteen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malmsteen throws a leg kick
and Sheehan Jr counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sheehan Jr misses with an uppercut. Malmsteen saw that one coming.
It looked like Malmsteen wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A jab lands there for Sheehan Jr.
Malmsteen swings away with a body shot that misses
and Sheehan Jr counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Good standup being displayed there by Malmsteen as he connects with a hook.
Malmsteen throws a sloppy body shot
and Sheehan Jr cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sheehan Jr misses with a looping left.
Malmsteen misses with a hook to the body
and Sheehan Jr counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Sheehan Jr slips under a jab from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen throws a body kick that misses
and Sheehan Jr counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Malmsteen tries to score with a low kick but Sheehan Jr moves his leg out of the way.
Sheehan Jr looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheehan Jr. Malmsteen does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters circle momentarily. Sheehan Jr darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Sheehan Jr missing with a left hand there. Malmsteen was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Malmsteen thows a left - swing and a miss!
A swing and a miss from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen drops his hands momentarily and Sheehan Jr takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Malmsteen lands with a good body shot.
Sheehan Jr has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Sheehan Jr displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Malmsteen throws out the jab.
Sheehan Jr just misses with a punch to the body.
Malmsteen blocks a head kick by Sheehan Jr.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheehan Jr misses with an uppercut. Malmsteen saw that one coming.
Sheehan Jr has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Malmsteen motions for Sheehan Jr to come forward. Malmsteen throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Malmsteen throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
A jab from Sheehan Jr misses.
Malmsteen tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Sheehan Jr manages to circle out of the way.
Sheehan Jr dips to his left and cracks Malmsteen with an uppercut!
Sheehan Jr throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Malmsteen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from Malmsteen misses the target.
Sheehan Jr is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Malmsteen moves away from the strike by Sheehan Jr.
Malmsteen doesn't manage to clinch there - Sheehan Jr circles away.
Malmsteen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sheehan Jr to score with a decent uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheehan Jr falls off balance throwing a combination
and Malmsteen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A slow jab from Sheehan Jr misses its intended target.
It looked like Malmsteen wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Sheehan Jr swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sheehan Jr ducks under a wild hook from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen throws a jab but it's blocked by Sheehan Jr.
Malmsteen takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheehan Jr throws a head kick that misses.
Malmsteen takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sheehan Jr closes the distance and lands a one-two.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Justus Sheehan Jr dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Justus Sheehan Jr's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Sheehan Jr moves away from the strike by Malmsteen.

It looks like Yngwie Malmsteen has been cut.
Malmsteen misses the jab.
Sheehan Jr swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Malmsteen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Malmsteen. Sheehan Jr does a little dance to reset his feet.
Malmsteen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sheehan Jr.
Malmsteen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Justus Sheehan Jr seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sheehan Jr throws a hook to the side of Malmsteen's head but Malmsteen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Malmsteen lands a right hook to the body.
Malmsteen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sheehan Jr misses with a double jab.
Malmsteen seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Malmsteen might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Malmsteen misses with an uppercut. Sheehan Jr saw that one coming.
Sheehan Jr throws a counter combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheehan Jr throws a head kick that Malmsteen semi-blocks.
Sheehan Jr throws the left hand but Malmsteen avoids the punch easily.
Sheehan Jr tests Malmsteen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Justus Sheehan Jr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sheehan Jr chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Sheehan Jr tries to bum rush Malmsteen with a series of wild strikes but Malmsteen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sheehan Jr just misses with a punch to the body.
Sheehan Jr scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Malmsteen lands a body shot.
Sheehan Jr tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheehan Jr lands with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Malmsteen clobbers Sheehan Jr with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Sheehan Jr misses with a hook. Malmsteen ducked under it nicely.
Sheehan Jr swings for the body but Malmsteen moves out of range.
Sheehan Jr lands a two punch combo.
Malmsteen misses with a left hand
and Sheehan Jr counters with a straight right hand.
Sheehan Jr has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Malmsteen misses with a jab, cross combination.
Malmsteen with a jab.
Sheehan Jr throws a head kick that Malmsteen semi-blocks.
Malmsteen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheehan Jr lands with an uppercut that bounces Malmsteen off the cage and back into range.
Sheehan Jr misses with a wild body shot.
Nice defenses there by Sheehan Jr.
Malmsteen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sheehan Jr.
Sheehan Jr throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Malmsteen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Malmsteen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sheehan Jr looks to land a combination but Malmsteen avoids it well.
Sheehan Jr misses with a shot to the body
and Malmsteen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Malmsteen fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Sheehan Jr on the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Malmsteen digs a good hook to Sheehan Jr's body.
Malmsteen misses the body punch
and Sheehan Jr counters with a straight right hand.
Sheehan Jr misses with a straight left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sheehan Jr keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Malmsteen.
Sheehan Jr displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Malmsteen throws out the jab.
Malmsteen blocks a head kick by Sheehan Jr.
Sheehan Jr falls off balance throwing a combination

and Malmsteen counters by moving into the clinch.
Malmsteen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sheehan Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Justus Sheehan Jr will probably get the nod - 10:9.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Malmsteen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Malmsteen tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Sheehan Jr manages to circle out of the way.
Malmsteen fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sheehan Jr has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Sheehan Jr fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Malmsteen manages to avoid it.
Sheehan Jr tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sheehan Jr uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Malmsteen.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sheehan Jr fails to land with a series of punches.
Malmsteen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sheehan Jr.
A little feinted left hand from Malmsteen on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

Malmsteen pushes Sheehan Jr up against the cage in a clinch.
Malmsteen misses with the head strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Malmsteen throws a head punch that misses.
A shot in the inside from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen misses with a punch on the inside.

Sheehan Jr breaks from the clinch.
Sheehan Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Malmsteen.
As Malmsteen backs off Sheehan Jr throws a huge counter combo but Malmsteen manages to avoid it all.
Malmsteen misses with a lunging right hand
and Sheehan Jr counters with a one-two to the body.
Malmsteen connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Malmsteen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sheehan Jr moves away.
Sheehan Jr only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Malmsteen defending well as Sheehan Jr loads up on a big left hand.
Malmsteen swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Sheehan Jr to counter with a crisp jab.
Malmsteen scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Malmsteen.
Malmsteen throws out a leg kick but Sheehan Jr moves out of range and Malmsteen only half commits.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheehan Jr throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Sheehan Jr throws an off balance right hand
and Malmsteen counters with a nice body shot.
Sheehan Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Malmsteen was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheehan Jr.
Sheehan Jr lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Sheehan Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Malmsteen.
Malmsteen misses the shot to the body.
Yngwie Malmsteen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sheehan Jr throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheehan Jr is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Malmsteen.
Sheehan Jr tries a low kick but Malmsteen avoids it.
Malmsteen misses with a straight left.
Sheehan Jr scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Malmsteen doesn't seem bothered though.
Sheehan Jr takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Malmsteen tries to land a body kick
and Sheehan Jr counters with a stiff right hand.
Malmsteen rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Sheehan Jr counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Malmsteen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sheehan Jr is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Malmsteen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A shot to the body from Malmsteen misses
and Sheehan Jr counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheehan Jr throws a lazy body kick
and Malmsteen connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Malmsteen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sheehan Jr manages to avoid it.
Malmsteen misses with a wild body shot.
Sheehan Jr waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Malmsteen.
Sheehan Jr misses with a few strikes there.
Malmsteen throwing a counter right hand but Sheehan Jr manages to avoid it.
Sheehan Jr tries to bum rush Malmsteen with a series of wild strikes but Malmsteen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sheehan Jr swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Malmsteen wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Sheehan Jr pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Malmsteen walks into a left hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Justus Sheehan Jr comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Sheehan Jr winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Justus Sheehan Jr!
A very excited looking Justus Sheehan Jr rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.