PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taco Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marc Shelton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Stiffy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The taco dance. Shelton has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Stiffy
vs
Shelton

150 cm
27
285 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

190 cm
27
235 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taco Stiffy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Marc Shelton!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, David Hoff and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stiffy tries for a takedown but Shelton sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Shelton looks winded!

Stiffy shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Shelton's guard.
Stiffy is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffy tries to free his leg and advance position but Shelton is retaining full guard.
Stiffy is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Stiffy drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Stiffy as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Shelton screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Stiffy! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Taco Stiffy!
Post fight, Taco Stiffy stared into the camera and said 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.