PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lethal Larry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Larry comes to the cage accompanied by Promise Man. Tyson has chosen Mary had a little lamb as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Larry
vs
Tyson

186 cm
28
204 lbs
15 - 17 - 1

184 cm
37
226 lbs
42 - 24 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

King of Clothes
Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 17 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lethal Larry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 42 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Tyson!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Larry uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tyson.
Tyson with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Larry to score with a decent uppercut.
Tyson motions for Larry to come forward. Tyson throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Tyson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tyson throws a big shot that misses.
Larry half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Tyson throws a jab but it's blocked by Larry.
Tyson avoids the body shot from Larry.
It seemed like Tyson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tyson misses with a straight left.
Tyson throws a shot from downtown. Larry moves away and avoids it.
Tyson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Larry sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Tyson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Larry walks into a stiff left hand from Tyson.
Tyson pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Tyson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson throws a leg kick
and Larry counters with a one-two to the body.
No joy there for Tyson, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mike Tyson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tyson throws a low kick but it's checked well by Larry.
Larry moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Larry dodges the punch combination from Tyson.
Tyson tried to score with a low kick but Larry checks it.
Larry throws a front kick aimed at Tyson's knee but Tyson avoids it well.
Larry lands a head shot.
Larry avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Larry appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Tyson slips a jab from Larry.
A little jabbing left from Tyson on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Larry has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Tyson finds it's way round the side to connect with Larry's head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Larry. Tyson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tyson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tyson throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

so Larry counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Larry has gone for a leg lock! Tyson slips out almost immediately though and dives into Larry's guard.

Larry is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Tyson content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.

Tyson avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tyson throwing strikes but missing.
Larry working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Tyson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Tyson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Larry works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Tyson's corner is telling him to maintain position.

Larry looking for a guillotine here but Tyson defends easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Larry looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Larry looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Tyson passes into side control.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Larry regains half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Larry wants to improve his position but Tyson is controlling well.
Tyson lands strikes from half guard.
Tyson drops an elbow to the side of Larry's head.
Tyson is nestled in close to Larry, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.

Larry is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Tyson pulls his head out easily.
Ground and pound from Tyson.
Larry wants to get back to full guard.
Larry is working hard here to advance position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Mike Tyson will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Larry thuds his shin into the meat of Tyson's side.
Mike Tyson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Larry.
Larry jabs at Tyson's body.
Larry bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tyson's head backwards.
Tyson misses with an uppercut. Larry saw that one coming.
Larry on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Larry moves out of range of the leg kick from Tyson.
Tyson lands with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Tyson misses.
A jab from Tyson misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Larry misses the target.
Tyson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Tyson defending well as Larry loads up on a big left hand.
Larry moves away from the strike by Tyson.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson misses the jab.
Tyson throws the kick towards the body but Larry avoids it.
Tyson misses with the combination.
Larry shoots in for a takedown but Tyson shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A clash of legs there as Larry blocks the low kick.
Larry throws a jab when Tyson was well out of range.
Tyson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Larry drops down looking for a counter takedown but Tyson sprawls and moves away.
Tyson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Larry slips a straight right by Tyson.
Tyson throws a big shot that misses.
Larry throws a quick counter kick to the body but Tyson avoids it.
Larry pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Larry lands with an overhand left.
Lethal Larry has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson throws an overhand right that lands on Larry's shoulder, as Larry tries to avoid the shot.
Larry misses with a hook.
Mike Tyson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A head kick misses from Tyson.
Tyson throws a wild body kick that Larry sees coming a mile off.
Larry throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Larry takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Good standup being displayed there by Larry as he connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tyson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tyson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Larry.
Tyson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Larry in his tracks.
Decent striking displayed by Larry there.
A head kick misses from Tyson.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson throws out a loose jab but Larry uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tyson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Larry half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Larry lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Larry lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Larry looks for a takedown but Tyson sprawls well.
Larry slips under a jab from Tyson.
Tyson misses with a hook.
Larry tried to counter with a leg kick but Tyson avoided it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Tyson. Larry shrugs it off though.
Tyson throws a poor cross that misses
letting Larry counter with a right hand.
Larry misses with a leg kick
and Tyson counters with a straight that turns Larry's legs to rubber! Tyson pushes forward with more strikes and Larry goes down, battered and bloody! That's a wrap folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Tyson!
Our winner, Mike Tyson, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.