PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snake Dickskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ibra Zlatonovic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dickskin
vs
Zlatonovic

197 cm
26
260 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

192 cm
25
220 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snake Dickskin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ibra Zlatonovic!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, David Hoff and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Zlatonovic closes the distance and clinches.
Dickskin throws a punch but it's blocked by Zlatonovic.
Dickskin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickskin slowing the pace effectively.
Zlatonovic lands a body shot in the clinch.
Zlatonovic wants to stall.
Zlatonovic misses with some punches.
Dickskin lands a nice shot to the body.
Dickskin lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zlatonovic.
Zlatonovic looks winded!
Zlatonovic fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dickskin.

It looks like Ibra Zlatonovic has been cut.
Dickskin scores with a shot to the side of Zlatonovic's head.
Dickskin lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dickskin misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickskin.
Dickskin lands a shot to the body.
Dickskin lands with a short shot to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dickskin working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dickskin lands with a short shot to the head.
Dickskin working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickskin tries a body shot but Zlatonovic blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zlatonovic.

Dickskin drops Zlatonovic onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Zlatonovic is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Zlatonovic is rocked!
A left hand lands to the body for Dickskin.
Zlatonovic is still on wobbly legs! Can Dickskin finish him?
Dickskin pushes Zlatonovic against the cage. Dickskin is working some dirty boxing. Dickskin pushes off with a quick right hook! Zlatonovic goes down! Zlatonovic tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Dickskin moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Snake Dickskin!
An out of breath and clearly excited Snake Dickskin thanked Oblivion Inc. for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).