PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fat Gorrila (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Daniel Crushman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Daniel Crushman was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Gorrila
vs
Crushman

194 cm
36
274 lbs
26 - 18 - 0

196 cm
32
262 lbs
12 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
KO power

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Gorrila!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Daniel Crushman!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crushman throws a chopping leg kick but Gorrila manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Crushman shoots for a double leg takedown but Gorrila sprawls well. He's pushed Crushman's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Crushman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Gorrila tries to clinch up.
Crushman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Gorrila is able to avoid easily.
Gorrila lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Crushman looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Gorrila throws a nice inside leg kick.
Gorrila digs a good body shot into Crushman's ribs.
Crushman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Crushman cracks Gorrila with a good jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Crushman darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Gorrila tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Crushman was well out of range. Poor timing from Gorrila.
Crushman throws a body shot but no joy.
Gorrila throws a quick counter kick to the body but Crushman avoids it.
Gorrila shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Crushman defends it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gorrila throws a series of punches but Crushman moves out of range.
Daniel Crushman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gorrila misses with a hook. Crushman ducked under it nicely.
And Crushman responds with a good body kick, but Gorrila manages to step out the way in time.
Crushman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gorrila has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Crushman.
Gorrila misses with a looping right.
Crushman fails to land with a series of punches.

Gorrila pushes Crushman up against the cage in a clinch.
Gorrila prevents Crushman from breaking the clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Crushman.
Crushman digs a right hand underneath Gorrila's ribcage. Gorrila let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gorrila is breathing heavily.
Crushman tries to work over Gorrila's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crushman works on Gorrila's body with a couple of short punches.

Crushman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Crushman tests Gorrila's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Crushman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crushman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Crushman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Crushman is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Gorrila rather than just go for the knockout.

Gorrila ducks straight into an uppercut from Crushman and tumbles to the canvas! It’s a flash knockdown though - Gorrila manages to regain guard straight away.

Gorrila is rocked!

It looks like Fat Gorrila has been cut.
Crushman passes Gorrila's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Oh Gorrila is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!

Crushman is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Gorrila sees it coming and defends easily.
Crushman is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.

Crushman is trying to work for a kimura but Gorrila is defending well.
Gorrila seems to have got his legs back now.
Crushman passes to side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gorrila is letting Crushman control him for a moment.

Crushman working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Crushman is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Gorrila is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Gorrila gets back to half guard.
Gorrila is looking to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Crushman is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Gorrila sees it coming and defends easily.
Crushman passes to full mount!
Crushman is looking to work his way around to Gorrila's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.

Crushman is working for a guillotine from mount but Gorrila frees his head quite easily.
Crushman moves to the back position.
Gorrila is in bad spot here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Daniel Crushman dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fat Gorrila's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Gorrila tries to land a leg kick but Crushman saw it coming and moves away.
Crushman lands a body shot.
Gorrila thows a left - swing and a miss!
Crushman moves away from the strike by Gorrila.
Crushman has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Crushman.
Gorrila on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Crushman.
Crushman misses the jab.
Gorrila on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Crushman. Crushman obviously looking to wear him down.
Jab from Crushman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crushman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gorrila.
Gorrila avoids the body shot from Crushman.
As Crushman looks to move away, Gorrila throws a big counter combo but Crushman just gets out of the way.
Gorrila ducks under a wild hook from Crushman.
Crushman connects with the punch.
Crushman throws a jab when Gorrila was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Crushman throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Gorrila tumbling to the canvas!
Gorrila trying to keep a closed guard but Crushman is proving a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Crushman looking to sit in guard and control but Gorrila gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Gorrila wants to control from the top but Crushman keeps moving.

Crushman is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Gorrila is aware though and is defending well.
Gorrila preventing the sweep.

Crushman working for a triangle but Gorrila defends it easily.
Daniel Crushman has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Gorrila is sitting in close to Crushman's body. Crushman has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Gorrila is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Gorrila is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Crushman.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Daniel Crushman!
A less than humble Daniel Crushman misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.