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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Kilo Jackson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poopie Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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140 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kilo Jackson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Poopie Pants!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Reed Andrews and Columbo Gatti.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pants with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jackson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jackson tries to clinch but Pants moves away
enabling Pants to counter with a crisp jab.
Pants fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jackson misses with a series of wild punches.
Jackson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Pants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jackson is out of range and Pants settles back down.
Pants slips under a jab from Jackson.
Pants throws out a counter right but Jackson avoids it with no problem.
Pants fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jackson seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Jackson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pants darts in looking for a takedown but Jackson gets double underhooks and turns Pants into the cage.
Pants throws out a loose jab but Jackson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pants has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pants only half commits to the counter leg kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Jackson blocks the leg kick.
Jackson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pants with a hook.
Jackson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Pants looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson checks the leg kick.
Jackson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jackson looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pants connects with a right hand. Jackson shakes it off.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pants. That's going to slow Jackson down.
Pants takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Jackson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pants.
Jackson cracks Pants with a good jab.
Pants throws a hook but Jackson blocks it.
Pants throws a lazy uppercut
and Jackson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jackson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants connects with an inside leg kick.
Pants throws a hook but Jackson avoids it easily.
Pants scores with a leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pants throws a lazy right hand but Jackson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jackson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jackson throws a sloppy body shot
and Pants makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Pants lands with an uppercut that bounces Jackson off the cage and back into range.
Pants misses with a hook to the body
letting Jackson counter with a right hand.
Jackson cracks Pants with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jackson swings for the body but Pants moves out of range.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch but Pants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jackson slips a straight right by Pants.
Jackson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Pants on the side of the head.
Jackson lands an overhand right.
Jackson checks a leg kick nicely.
Jackson seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Pants looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pants gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A swing and a miss from Pants.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pants loads up on a big right hand but Jackson slips the punch.
Jackson gets a clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Jackson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A right handed body shot lands from Pants.
Pants lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jackson backwards.
Pants breaks the clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jackson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pants connects with an inside leg kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Jackson checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jackson slips a jab and a cross from Pants.
The fighters circling - Pants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pants throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson is looking to clinch but Pants is avoiding it.
Jackson moves out of range as Pants throws a body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackson wants to clinch.
Pants throws a half hearted mid kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Pants.
Pants misses with a low kick.
Jackson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pants throws a right hand that Jackson ducks under and follows up with a left that Jackson also avoids with ease.
Jackson is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Pants swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Jackson counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pants swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jackson.
Jackson has Pants up against the cage in a clinch.
Jackson presses Pants against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Pants blocks a body shot from Jackson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Poopie Pants will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
A combination from Jackson does no damage.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pants swats him away and circles back towards the center.
It seemed like Pants was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jackson doesn't manage to clinch there - Pants circles away.
Kilo Jackson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jackson circles away quickly and effectively.
Pants just misses with a punch to the body.
Pants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jackson.
Jackson scores with a sloppy right hand. Pants should have avoided that one.
Pants throws a shot from downtown. Jackson moves away and avoids it.
Jackson throws a big counter combination but Pants scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Pants throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pants with a nice cross.
Pants does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Pants wants to land a leg kick but Jackson is out of range.
Jackson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jackson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pants slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackson clinches.
Jackson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jackson tries a body shot but Pants blocks it.
Pants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jackson drives through and clinches with Pants against the cage.
Pants softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pants breaks the clinch.
Jackson drives through and clinches with Pants against the cage.
Pants wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jackson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jackson lands an uppercut.
Jackson has Pants pressed against the cage, preventing Pants from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pants misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Jackson as the two fighters clinch.
Jackson has a couple of punches blocked by Pants.
Pants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jackson's elbow.
Jackson misses with the head strike.
Jackson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jackson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pants misses with a punch to the body.
Jackson is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jackson manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Pants swings wildly with an uppercut but Jackson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jackson's elbow.
Jackson blocks a body shot from Pants.
Pants tries a body shot but Jackson blocks it.
Jackson taking a breather.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
The referee calls for Pants to work.
Jackson tries to work over Pants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pants misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pants missing with knees to the body.
Jackson lands a right hand.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Jackson turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Pants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pants looking to slow down the pace here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pants leaning his opponent against the cage.
A short uppercut from Jackson.
Jackson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Pants is keeping busy.
Pants breaks the clinch.
Pants just misses with a punch to the body.
Jackson rushes Pants and presses him up against the cage.
Pants misses with the head strike.
Pants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jackson's elbow.
Pants tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pants lands a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Jackson.
Pants takes a shot to the head.
Jackson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pants backwards.
Pants breaks from the clinch.
Pants misses with a two punch combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Jackson has managed to clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jackson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pants tries to land knees in the clinch but Jackson avoids the damage to the body.
Pants blocks a body shot from Jackson.
A bit of stalling here from Jackson.
Jackson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Pants misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jackson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jackson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pants's elbow.
Pants misses with a short punch on the inside.
Pants has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Jackson uses from the top position.
Pants trying to keep a closed guard but Jackson is proving a slippery customer.
Pants throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Jackson escapes and throws Pants's legs to the side, diving into side control!
I wouldn't like to be where Pants is right now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Kilo Jackson will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Jackson checks a leg kick.
Pants on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jackson takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Pants misses with a body shot.
Jackson gets a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jackson.
Jackson can't find room to land a body shot as Pants controls the action.
Pants manages to break the clinch.
Pants lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jackson tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pants paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jackson walks into a jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pants, right into the meat.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jackson tries to clinch but Pants is having none of it.
Pants throws out a leg kick but Jackson moves out of range and Pants only half commits.
Jackson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pants.
Pants tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jackson was well out of range. Poor timing from Pants.
A counter left hand to the body from Jackson misses its target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jackson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pants is looking to chop away at Jackson's legs.
Pants throws a looping overhand right but Jackson ducks down to avoid it.
Jackson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A swing and a miss from Pants.
Jackson avoids a kick to the body.
Pants walks into a straight right hand from Jackson.
Jackson fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pants misses with a low kick.
Jackson fails in his attempt to clinch.
The fighters circling - Pants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pants avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pants scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Pants misses with a series of wild punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pants throws a leg kick but Jackson sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pants misses with the body kick
and Jackson counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jackson was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jackson scores with a jab. Pants acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Pants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Pants tries a quick counter leg kick but Jackson is wise to it.
Jackson scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Pants doesn't seem bothered though.
Pants throws an off balance right hand
enabling Jackson to counter with a crisp jab.
Pants scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Jackson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
A low kick from Pants is predictable there
and Jackson counters with a right hand to the body.
Pants throws a chopping leg kick but Jackson manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
An inside leg kick from Pants misses.
Pants moves out of range as Jackson strikes.
Jackson slips under a jab from Pants.
Nice straight punches there by Pants. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pants.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackson moves into the clinch.
Jackson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kilo Jackson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short right from Pants on the inside.
Pants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jackson can't find room to land a body shot as Pants controls the action.
Jackson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pants's elbow.
Jackson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pants's elbow.
Jackson is pushing Pants up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Pants is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jackson is keeping busy.
Pants wants to get back to striking at distance but Jackson won't allow it.
Pants tries to work over Jackson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pants tries to break free but Jackson pushes him back against the cage.
Jackson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Pants backwards.
Jackson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jackson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pants backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jackson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Pants breaks from the clinch.
Pants keeps the fight on the outside.
Pants scores with a leg kick.
Jackson dodges the punch combination from Pants.
Pants fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackson wants to clinch up but Pants keeps it at a distance.
Jackson moves in looking to clinch but Pants pushes him off.
Pants misses with a wild combination.
Pants walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jackson checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Pants throws a body shot but no joy.
Pants with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Pants lands with a nice body punch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Poopie Pants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pants has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 28:29
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29
Judge Columbo Gatti scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!
A very excited looking Poopie Pants made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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