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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Regulus Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Testicule Chewer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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174 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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185 cm
26
178 lbs
7 - 1 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Brawler
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Regulus Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Testicule Chewer!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Gracie misses with a combination
and Chewer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Gracie thinking.
Gracie shoots in looking for a takedown. Chewer tries to sprawl out of it but Gracie keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Chewer manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Chewer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Regulus Gracie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chewer has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Chewer there as he acknowledges the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gracie rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Chewer counter with a right hand.
Chewer uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gracie has time to react.
Gracie misses with a takedown
and Chewer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gracie is rocked!
Gracie misses with a low kick.
Oh Gracie is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Chewer! Gracie is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicule Chewer!
A very excited looking Testicule Chewer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
62% |
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