PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taco Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Little Chubby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stiffy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The taco dance. Little Chubby will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Stiffy
vs
Chubby

150 cm
26
285 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

195 cm
25
286 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taco Stiffy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Little Chubby!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Sandra Marshall and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chubby scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Taco Stiffy has been cut.

Chubby sends Stiffy crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Chubby is motioning to the referee to let Stiffy up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Stiffy shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Stiffy showed some decent athleticism there.
Chubby is trying to escape back to his feet but Stiffy uses the scramble to pass into side control.
Stiffy definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stiffy wants to control but Chubby is keeping him busy.
Stiffy controls the position.
Chubby tries to escape but Stiffy is in control.

Stiffy is working to tighten his grip on Chubby's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Chubby has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Stiffy is really squeezing tight and eventually Chubby passes out! Stiffy breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Taco Stiffy!
Post fight, Taco Stiffy took to the microphone: 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.