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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dennis Oppelaar and Boris Gregorovitsj. Gregorovitsj comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Pink Panther Theme kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

188 cm
185 lbs
38 - 36 - 1
175 cm
187 lbs
43 - 29 - 3
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 wins, 36 losses and 1 draws, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dennis Oppelaar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 43 wins, 29 losses and 3 draws, fighting out of Montreal, Boris Gregorovitsj!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oppelaar misses with a left hand
and Gregorovitsj counters with an inside leg kick.
Oppelaar throws a right and a left that Gregorovitsj avoids nicely.
Oppelaar scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

It looks like Boris Gregorovitsj has been cut.
Gregorovitsj misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Oppelaar wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Gregorovitsj throws a right and a left that Oppelaar avoids nicely.
Gregorovitsj throws a head kick but Oppelaar moves out of range.
Gregorovitsj dodges the punch combination from Oppelaar.
Oppelaar scores with a jab to the head.
Oppelaar shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Oppelaar connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gregorovitsj's hands.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Gregorovitsj darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Oppelaar tests Gregorovitsj's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Oppelaar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gregorovitsj.
Dennis Oppelaar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Oppelaar connects with a looping right hand.

Gregorovitsj cracks Oppelaar with an uppercut from hell and Oppelaar crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Gregorovitsj's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!

It looks like Dennis Oppelaar has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gregorovitsj slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gregorovitsj stopping the sweep attempt from Oppelaar.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Oppelaar is on top in guard.

Gregorovitsj controlling the position.
Gregorovitsj wants to get back to his feet but Oppelaar is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Oppelaar trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Oppelaar trying to control but Gregorovitsj is working from the bottom.
Oppelaar throws a big right hand that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oppelaar trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Gregorovitsj is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Oppelaar throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Gregorovitsj wants to stand and escape but Oppelaar is having none of it.
Oppelaar throws a big right hand that misses.
Oppelaar throwing strikes from guard but Gregorovitsj blocks nicely.
Oppelaar slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Oppelaar stops Gregorovitsj from standing up.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Oppelaar swings widly with a right hand
enabling Gregorovitsj to counter with a crisp jab.
Oppelaar pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oppelaar throws a nice looking combination but Gregorovitsj bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
No luck for Oppelaar with that takedown attempt.
Oppelaar moves out of range of the body kick.
Boris Gregorovitsj is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Oppelaar misses with a series of wild punches.
Gregorovitsj misses with an attempted mid kick.
Oppelaar tries a head kick but it misses.
Oppelaar fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dennis Oppelaar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Oppelaar takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Oppelaar is breathing heavily.
Oppelaar lands with a shot to the body.
Gregorovitsj lands a nice shot to the body.
Gregorovitsj scores with a shot to the body.
Gregorovitsj scores with a crisp jab that stopped Oppelaar in his tracks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Oppelaar scores with a decent looking hook.
Gregorovitsj tries to land a front kick but Oppelaar steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gregorovitsj lunges at Oppelaar with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Oppelaar's hand.

Oppelaar is rocked!
Gregorovitsj scores with a leg kick.
Oh Oppelaar is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Gregorovitsj jabs Oppelaar to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Oppelaar seems to have got his legs back now.
Crack! Gregorovitsj connects with the perfect overhand right and Oppelaar falls face first to the canvas. Timbeeeeeeeer! Beautiful knockout for Gregorovitsj!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Boris Gregorovitsj!
Our winner, Boris Gregorovitsj, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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