PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Haji Muakbar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BJ McGobblecock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). . Muakbar kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is That Punjabi Jay-Z song. Haji Muakbar is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Muakbar
vs
McGobblecock

171 cm
45
192 lbs
40 - 28 - 2

200 cm
26
200 lbs
15 - 7 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 28 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Haji Muakbar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, BJ McGobblecock!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Shirou Masuda and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muakbar will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McGobblecock, Jr. slips a jab from Muakbar.
McGobblecock, Jr. plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Muakbar scores with a shot to the body.
Muakbar looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

Muakbar drives through and clinches with McGobblecock, Jr. against the cage.
Muakbar misses with some punches.
Muakbar blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McGobblecock, Jr. throws a knee to the head but misses.
McGobblecock, Jr. tries a knee to the head but Muakbar blocks it.
McGobblecock, Jr. tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Muakbar's elbow.
McGobblecock, Jr. landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Muakbar misses with a punch to the body.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Still in the clinch, Muakbar scores with a nice short uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Muakbar lands with a short shot to the head.
McGobblecock, Jr. blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McGobblecock, Jr. misses with a shot to the kidneys.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McGobblecock, Jr. creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands an uppercut.
Muakbar looking for a takedown.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muakbar.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, McGobblecock, Jr. just misses with a elbow thrown towards Muakbar's brow.
McGobblecock, Jr. blocking some punches.
Muakbar lands a shot to the body.
McGobblecock, Jr. throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Muakbar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Muakbar scores with a hook to the body.
Still in the clinch, Muakbar scores with a nice short uppercut.
Muakbar scores with a shot to the side of McGobblecock, Jr.'s head.
Muakbar blocks an elbow strike.
McGobblecock, Jr. using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Muakbar swings wildly with an uppercut but McGobblecock, Jr. uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muakbar throws a head punch that misses.
A short left from McGobblecock, Jr..
McGobblecock, Jr. lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Muakbar.

Muakbar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
BJ McGobblecock, Jr. is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Muakbar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Muakbar sets himself, and McGobblecock, Jr. steps forward looking for the clinch! Muakbar avoids it this time.
Muakbar throws a jab when McGobblecock, Jr. was well out of range.
Muakbar tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McGobblecock, Jr. was well out of range. Poor timing from Muakbar.
McGobblecock, Jr. ducks under a wild hook from Muakbar.
Muakbar lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like BJ McGobblecock, Jr. has been cut.
McGobblecock, Jr. throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Muakbar went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
McGobblecock, Jr. scores with a push kick.
Muakbar shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McGobblecock, Jr. but McGobblecock, Jr. pushes him off and we're back to square one.
McGobblecock, Jr. throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
McGobblecock, Jr. moves away from the strike by Muakbar.
Muakbar tries to move into range but McGobblecock, Jr. moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGobblecock, Jr. takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
McGobblecock, Jr. thuds his right hand into Muakbar's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Muakbar is defended easily by McGobblecock, Jr..
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Haji Muakbar. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McGobblecock, Jr. throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McGobblecock, Jr. scores with a crisp jab that stopped Muakbar in his tracks.
Muakbar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McGobblecock, Jr. tries to land a front kick but Muakbar steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nice shot by McGobblecock, Jr..
Muakbar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McGobblecock, Jr. lands a jab.
McGobblecock, Jr. lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Muakbar head around and knocks him out cold! McGobblecock, Jr. hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). BJ McGobblecock, Jr.!
An out of breath BJ McGobblecock, Jr. thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
The defeated Haji Muakbar had this to say: 'the roid rage just didn't kick in this time'.