PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Drogo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Litte Things - One Direction. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

To Spooge
vs
Drogo

185 cm
33
219 lbs
18 - 20 - 2

196 cm
42
212 lbs
21 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 20 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Karl Drogo!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Spooge moves into range and clinches up with Drogo.
Drogo lands with a left to the head.
Drogo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Drogo struggles to land a body shot inside as Spooge controls his hands.
Drogo throws a knee to the head but misses.
Drogo misses with a knee strike.
Spooge wants to take the fight to the mat but Drogo manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Spooge tries to score a body lock takedown but Drogo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Drogo told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Spooge can't get the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Loves To Spooge. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Spooge drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Drogo gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Drogo gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Spooge.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A nice left hand lands by Drogo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drogo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Drogo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Spooge.
Spooge on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Drogo prevents the takedown attempt.
Drogo misses with a punch to the body.
Drogo is working Spooge over against the cage.
Spooge looking for a takedown.
Drogo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Drogo lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Drogo misses with a knee strike.
Drogo tries to work over Spooge's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Spooge drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Drogo misses with a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Drogo tries to work over Spooge's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Drogo tries to work over Spooge's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Drogo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Spooge looking for a takedown.
Drogo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Spooge is defending well for now.
Drogo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Drogo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Drogo misses with the head strike.
Spooge blocks a body shot from Drogo.
Drogo missing with knees to the body.
Spooge is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Drogo gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Drogo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drogo misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Spooge.
Drogo working aggressively here.
Drogo misses with a body punch.
Spooge is trying to drag Drogo to the mat but Drogo just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Drogo misses with the head strike.
Spooge has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Drogo after a bit of a struggle.

Drogo is fighting off a takedown attempt but Spooge is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Drogo to the mat. Drogo regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.

Spooge decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Drogo, up you get!
Drogo chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Spooge has taken the fight to the clinch.
Spooge wants to take the fight to the mat but Drogo manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Spooge drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Drogo gets the underhooks and prevents it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drogo tries to work over Spooge's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Drogo tries a body shot but Spooge blocks it.
Drogo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Spooge is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Drogo pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Spooge goes for a takedown in the clinch but Drogo prevents it.
Drogo misses with a punch to the body.
Spooge changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Drogo fights it off and pushes away nicely.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Drogo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Drogo keeps the fight on the outside.

Spooge gets in close and instigates a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Drogo is working Spooge over against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Karl Drogo dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Spooge moves into the clinch.
Drogo scores with a hook to the body.
Spooge is working for takedown but Drogo is calmly controlling the position for now.
Drogo is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Drogo misses with some punches.
Drogo scores with a shot to the side of Spooge's head.
Spooge takes a shot to the head.
Drogo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Spooge blocks an uppercut.
Drogo with an attempt at a knee that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drogo tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Spooge on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Drogo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Drogo tries to work over Spooge's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge is working for takedown but Drogo is calmly controlling the position for now.
Drogo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spooge takes a shot to the head.
Drogo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spooge managing to block the knees to the body from Drogo.
Spooge avoiding damage as Drogo throws knees to the body.
Spooge avoiding damage as Drogo throws knees to the body.
Drogo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Spooge is defending well for now.
Drogo tries a body shot but Spooge blocks it.
Drogo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Drogo gets underhooks to prevent Spooge's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Loves To Spooge. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Drogo lands a body shot in the clinch.
Spooge blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Drogo has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Drogo lands a knee to the head.
Spooge is working for takedown but Drogo is calmly controlling the position for now.
Drogo working Spooge over with knees to the body.
Drogo has a couple of punches blocked by Spooge.
Drogo scores with a knee to the head.
Drogo is breathing heavily.
Drogo throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Spooge blocks it with crossed arms.
Karl Drogo seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Spooge blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge is looking for a takedown.
Drogo misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Drogo tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Spooge has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Drogo is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Spooge changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Drogo fights it off and pushes away nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Spooge closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Drogo swings wildly with an uppercut but Spooge uses good head movement to avoid it.
Drogo has a couple of punches blocked by Spooge.
Spooge wants a takedown but no success here.
Drogo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Spooge's elbow.
Drogo prevents a takedown attempt there.
Drogo landing knees to the head.

Spooge is trying to trip Drogo. He has hold of a leg but Drogo is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Spooge persists though and gets the takedown into guard.

Spooge stands up and waves to Drogo to follow him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Spooge fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Drogo, pushing him back against the cage.
Drogo throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Spooge blocks it with crossed arms.
Drogo lands a nice knee to the body.
Drogo misses with a knee strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Drogo landing knees to the head.
Drogo makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Drogo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Drogo fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Drogo with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Drogo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Drogo tries a body shot but Spooge blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Karl Drogo showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Spooge's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Drogo tries to keep at a distance but Spooge has taken the fight into the clinch.
Drogo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spooge blocks an uppercut.
Drogo lands a knee to the head.
Drogo scores with a nice hook to the head.
Drogo doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Drogo is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Spooge has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Drogo avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Drogo misses with a body punch.
Drogo prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Loves To Spooge. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Drogo scores with a shoulder strike.
Drogo is pressed up against the cage. Spooge has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Drogo down to the mat. Drogo avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch but Drogo swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spooge looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Drogo circles away from the clinch attempt.
Drogo keeps the fight on the outside.

Drogo moves into the clinch successfully.
Drogo prevents a takedown attempt there.
Spooge prevents a body shot from Drogo.
Spooge tries to score a body lock takedown but Drogo shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Drogo working aggressively here.
Drogo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Drogo swings wildly with an uppercut but Spooge uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Drogo obliges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Drogo obliges.
Drogo missing with knees to the body.
Drogo tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Spooge's elbow.
Drogo lands with a light punch inside.
Drogo tries to throw a body punch but Spooge avoids it by throwing Drogo back against the cage.
Spooge on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Drogo lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Drogo can't find room to land a body shot as Spooge controls the action.
Drogo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spooge tries for a takedown but Drogo manages to get underhooks.
Spooge has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Drogo is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Spooge blocks an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Drogo lands with a right to the head.
Drogo working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Drogo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Drogo is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Spooge is defending well for now.
Spooge is working for takedown but Drogo is calmly controlling the position for now.
Drogo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Drogo tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Drogo scores with a knee to the head.
Drogo with a knee to the head.
Drogo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Drogo looking to throw knees to the head but Spooge is blocking nicely.
Spooge is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Drogo pulls him back up using the underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Drogo misses with a punch to the body.
Karl Drogo is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Drogo tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Spooge avoids it.
Spooge has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Drogo after a bit of a struggle.
Drogo can't find room to land a body shot as Spooge controls the action.
Drogo struggles to land a body shot inside as Spooge controls his hands.
Spooge avoiding damage as Drogo throws knees to the body.
Spooge changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Drogo fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Spooge is looking to clinch but Drogo is avoiding it.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Drogo is looking to chop away at Spooge's legs.
Drogo lunges at Spooge with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Spooge's hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Drogo connects with a nice looking jab.
Spooge moves in looking to clinch but Drogo pushes him off.
Spooge doesn't manage to clinch there - Drogo circles away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Karl Drogo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Drogo winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 26:30
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 26:30
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Karl Drogo!
After winning the bout, Karl Drogo thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
In defeat, Loves To Spooge stepped up to the mic, saying 'Thanks to the fans for their support.'.