PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Scott Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buster Napoleon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parker comes to the cage accompanied by Battery - Metallica. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Parker
vs
Napoleon

203 cm
29
282 lbs
19 - 8 - 0

195 cm
25
265 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Perkele!
Urban Fighter

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Scott Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Buster Napoleon!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Ackerman and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker tries a low kick but Napoleon avoids it.
Napoleon throws a looping overhand right but Parker ducks down to avoid it.
Parker throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Napoleon throws a chopping leg kick but Parker manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Napoleon throws a body punch but Parker moves out of range.
Parker lands a jab to the nose.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Napoleon.

It looks like Scott Parker has been cut.
Napoleon ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Parker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Parker has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Guerrilla MMA in the buildup to the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A lazy left from Parker finds it's target.
Parker scores with a shot to the body.
Napoleon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A low kick from Napoleon misses
and Parker counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Buster Napoleon has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Napoleon counters with a stiff right hand.
Parker lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Parker moves out of range of the strikes.
Parker is looking to slow Napoleon down with leg kicks.
Parker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Parker takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Parker misses with an attempted mid kick.
Napoleon lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Parker lands a jab.
Parker with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parker works the jab nicely.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Parker.
Parker moves in looking to clinch but Napoleon pushes him off.
Parker moves into range and connects with a jab.

Parker closes the distance and clinches.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Napoleon wants a takedown but no success here.
Parker scores with a shot to the side of Napoleon's head.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Napoleon blocks a body shot from Parker.
Napoleon misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Parker prevents a body shot from Napoleon.
Napoleon prevents a body shot from Parker.
Napoleon blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Napoleon.

Scott Parker's cut is getting worse.
Napoleon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parker struggles to land a body shot inside as Napoleon controls his hands.
Napoleon scores with a shoulder strike.
Parker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Napoleon backwards.
Napoleon tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Napoleon.
Parker lands a nice uppercut.
Napoleon has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Parker avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Parker.
Napoleon lands with a left to the head.
Napoleon misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Napoleon cracks Parker with a nice body shot.
Napoleon scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Napoleon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Napoleon throws a head punch that misses.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Napoleon takes a shot to the head.
Napoleon tries a body shot but Parker blocks it.
Parker tries a body shot but Napoleon blocks it.
Parker swings wildly with an uppercut but Napoleon uses good head movement to avoid it.
Napoleon misses with a punch to the body.
Parker lands a damaging elbow.
Napoleon misses with a punch to the body.
Parker throws a punch but it's blocked by Napoleon.
Parker is leaning against Napoleon and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Napoleon misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Scott Parker dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Parker checks a leg kick nicely.
Parker pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Parker.
Napoleon throws a push kick but Parker slaps the foot to one side.
Napoleon misses with a head kick.
A good leg kick by Parker.
Napoleon dips to his left and cracks Parker with an uppercut!
Napoleon's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Parker connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Napoleon scrambles back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Napoleon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parker was well out of range. Poor timing from Napoleon.
Parker tries to work over Napoleon's front leg with a kick but Napoleon checks it.
Parker misses with a low kick.
Parker scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

That has opened up Buster Napoleon's cut even more.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker lands a nice looking body shot.
Napoleon misses with a looping left.
Napoleon misses with a body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Good work by Parker as he checks the leg kick.
Napoleon throws an off balance right hand
and Parker counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Parker wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Napoleon takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Napoleon is breathing heavily.
Parker fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Parker with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Napoleon crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Parker - the referee stops the clock and Napoleon gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Parker. Napoleon manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

Parker pushes Napoleon up against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Napoleon is looking to break free of the clinch but Parker has double underhooks.
Napoleon tries to break the clinch but Parker is controlling the position.
Parker comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Parker is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker misses with some punches.
Napoleon tries to work over Parker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Parker misses with some punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parker.
Napoleon takes a shot to the head.

The cut above Buster Napoleon's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Parker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Napoleon swings wildly with an uppercut but Parker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Napoleon digs a right hand into Parker's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Parker's gas tank.
Parker blocks an uppercut.
Parker is working Napoleon over against the cage.
Napoleon blocks a body shot from Parker.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Napoleon misses with some punches.
Parker lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Napoleon has a couple of punches blocked by Parker.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Napoleon working hard to break the clinch.
Scott Parker has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A short right from Napoleon on the inside.
Parker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Napoleon backwards.
Parker works on Napoleon's body with a couple of short punches.
Parker misses with a body punch.
Parker's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Parker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Napoleon backwards.
Parker blocks an uppercut.
Parker lands with a light punch inside.
Nice body punch from Parker - that landed with a thud.
Parker cracks Napoleon with a nice body shot.
Parker scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Parker lands a shoulder strike.
Parker scores with a nice hook to the head.
Parker tries a body shot but Napoleon blocks it.
A right hand to the body from Parker.
Parker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Napoleons head.

Buster Napoleon's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Parker lands with a left to the head.
Parker lands a body punch in the clinch.
Parker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parker is leaning against Napoleon and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Parker lands with a right to the head.
Parker scores with an uppercut up the middle.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Buster Napoleon's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Scott Parker!
Scott Parker decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Buster Napoleon spoke after the fight, saying 'Holy shit you hit hard. I will go do some neck exercises and come back to MACAW YOU!'.