PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zeus Obliteratii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Clones Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Obliteratii comes to the cage accompanied by Walkürenritt. Clones Jr has chosen Pusha T - Blocka as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Obliteratii
vs
Clones Jr

180 cm
29
204 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

187 cm
30
209 lbs
20 - 5 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)
Bullet Proof System

Sully's Bar & Grill
Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zeus Obliteratii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Don Clones Jr!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obliteratii scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Clones Jr throws a looping overhand right but Obliteratii ducks down to avoid it.
Obliteratii looks to score with a jab to the body but Clones Jr is just out of range.
Obliteratii dips to his left and cracks Clones Jr with an uppercut!
Obliteratii lunges at Clones Jr with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Clones Jr's hand.
Clones Jr slips under a jab from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii misses with a head kick.
Obliteratii uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Clones Jr.
Clones Jr slips under a jab from Obliteratii.
Clones Jr throws a big counter head kick but Obliteratii avoids it with no problem.
Clones Jr throws a wild body kick that Obliteratii sees coming a mile off.
Obliteratii getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Obliteratii lands a lovely overhand right.
Clones Jr scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

It looks like Zeus Obliteratii has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obliteratii misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Obliteratii misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clones Jr lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Obliteratii's corner calls for a 1-2. Obliteratii obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Clones Jr stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Obliteratii fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Clones Jr has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Obliteratii looks to land a right hand but Clones Jr moved out of range.
Clones Jr clobbers Obliteratii with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clones Jr pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Obliteratii lands with a hook. Clones Jr tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Obliteratii fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Clones Jr looks to land a left hand but Obliteratii moved out of range nicely.
Obliteratii misses with a hook. Clones Jr ducked under it nicely.
Obliteratii throws a lazy body kick
and Clones Jr cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Don Clones Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obliteratii throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Clones Jr throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Obliteratii misses the jab.
Obliteratii jabs Clones Jr right on the nose. Clones Jr blinks but takes it well.
Clones Jr misses with a hook. Obliteratii ducked under it nicely.
Obliteratii looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Obliteratii stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Clones Jr.
A telegraphed right hand from Clones Jr misses the target.
A head kick misses from Clones Jr.
Clones Jr takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Clones Jr takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii throwing a counter right hand but Clones Jr manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii lands a nice leg kick that just misses Clones Jr's sensitive parts.
Clones Jr misses the jab.
Clones Jr misses with a leg kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Obliteratii looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Obliteratii lands a nice looking body kick.

Obliteratii moves into the clinch successfully.
Clones Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Obliteratii prevents a body shot from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii tries to work over Clones Jr's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Clones Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Obliteratii.
Obliteratii swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Obliteratii lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Obliteratii struggles to land a body shot inside as Clones Jr controls his hands.
Obliteratii struggles to land a body shot inside as Clones Jr controls his hands.
Clones Jr working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Obliteratii misses with some punches.
Obliteratii misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obliteratii throws a punch but it's blocked by Clones Jr.
Obliteratii lands an uppercut.
A hook to the body from Obliteratii.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii lands a hook to the side of the head.
Obliteratii throws a punch but it's blocked by Clones Jr.

Clones Jr breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Obliteratii misses with a hook. Clones Jr ducked under it nicely.
Clones Jr tries a quick counter leg kick but Obliteratii is wise to it.
A slow jab from Clones Jr misses its intended target.
Clones Jr on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Clones Jr throws the kick towards the body but Obliteratii avoids it.
Clones Jr throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Obliteratii sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Obliteratii is looking to counter punch.
Clones Jr waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Obliteratii.
Obliteratii throws a quick inside leg kick.
Clones Jr misses with a left hand
and Obliteratii counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Clones Jr thinking.
Clones Jr throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Obliteratii throws a leg kick but Clones Jr sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Obliteratii fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Clones Jr checks a leg kick.
It seemed like Clones Jr was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Clones Jr explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Clones Jr avoids the body shot from Obliteratii.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Clones Jr pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Obliteratii looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clones Jr bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Obliteratii's head backwards.
It looks like Obliteratii has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Clones Jr throws a jab but it's blocked by Obliteratii.
Clones Jr blocks a low kick nicely.
Obliteratii defending well as Clones Jr loads up on a big left hand.
Clones Jr throws a hook but Obliteratii avoids it easily.
Obliteratii takes a swing at Clones Jr's ribcage but misses.
Clones Jr throws a series of punches but Obliteratii moves out of range.
Clones Jr ducks under a wild hook from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Clones Jr moves out of range as Obliteratii strikes.
Obliteratii blocks a jab.
Clones Jr jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Clones Jr uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Obliteratii.
Clones Jr throws a half hearted mid kick.
Obliteratii misses with a wild body shot.
Obliteratii wants to slow Clones Jr down by chopping away at his legs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zeus Obliteratii dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Zeus Obliteratii's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Obliteratii lands with a nice body kick.
Obliteratii is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Clones Jr can do to turn this around?
Clones Jr avoids a punch combination nicely.
A jab from Clones Jr misses.
Clones Jr misses with a right hand
and Obliteratii counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Obliteratii lands with a thumping leg kick.
Obliteratii closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Obliteratii throws a good cross that connects.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Clones Jr.
Clones Jr lands a head shot.
Obliteratii attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A little jabbing left from Clones Jr on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Clones Jr throws a quick inside leg kick.
Clones Jr misses with a low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clones Jr misses with a low kick.
Clones Jr throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Obliteratii on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Obliteratii ducks under a wild hook from Clones Jr.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Obliteratii scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Obliteratii scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Obliteratii throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Clones Jr stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Zeus Obliteratii is winning the standup battle so far.
Obliteratii cracks Clones Jr with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Obliteratii throws a jab when Clones Jr was well out of range.
Obliteratii feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Clones Jr's calf.
Obliteratii fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Obliteratii fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Clones Jr bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Decent striking displayed by Clones Jr there.
Obliteratii checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Clones Jr connects with a nice looking jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good work by Clones Jr as he checks the leg kick.
Obliteratii takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Clones Jr lands with an uppercut that bounces Obliteratii off the cage and back into range.
Obliteratii lands a nice looking body shot.
Clones Jr on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii misses with a wild body shot.
Obliteratii misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Clones Jr.
Clones Jr looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Clones Jr takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Obliteratii takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Obliteratii lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Obliteratii uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii misses with the combination.
Obliteratii lands a jab to the head.
Obliteratii throws a hook to the side of Clones Jr's head but Clones Jr sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Clones Jr avoids the body shot from Obliteratii.
Clones Jr fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nice jab there from Clones Jr.

Zeus Obliteratii's cut is getting worse.
Clones Jr swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Obliteratii tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Clones Jr paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clones Jr wants to land a leg kick but Obliteratii is out of range.

Obliteratii rushes Clones Jr and presses him up against the cage.
Clones Jr tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Clones Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Clones Jr manages to break the clinch.
Obliteratii dips to his left and cracks Clones Jr with an uppercut!
Clones Jr has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Clones Jr there as he acknowledges the shot.
Obliteratii keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Don Clones Jr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Obliteratii lands a nice looking kick to the body. Clones Jr takes a step back to recover.
Clones Jr blocks a jab.
Clones Jr connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Obliteratii jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Clones Jr throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Clones Jr throws a quick inside leg kick.
Decent striking displayed by Obliteratii there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clones Jr misses with a straight right.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii swings for the body but Clones Jr moves out of range.
Clones Jr listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Obliteratii tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clones Jr was well out of range. Poor timing from Obliteratii.
A solid leg kick lands there for Clones Jr.
A swing and a miss from Clones Jr.
A slow jab from Clones Jr misses its intended target.
Obliteratii fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Clones Jr looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Clones Jr takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Clones Jr throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obliteratii makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Obliteratii thuds his right hand into Clones Jr's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Clones Jr swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Obliteratii ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Obliteratii connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Clones Jr's hands.
Clones Jr stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Obliteratii.
Clones Jr throws a chopping leg kick but Obliteratii manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Zeus Obliteratii is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Obliteratii swings for the body but Clones Jr moves out of range.

And that's the end of the fight!
Zeus Obliteratii showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Obliteratii has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 20:18
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 20:18
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 20:18

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Zeus Obliteratii!
A very excited looking Zeus Obliteratii made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Don Clones Jr stepped up to the mic, saying 'Damn first loss for me. I guess i go home, shake this off and continue planning for the next guy.'.