PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sam Snead (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy James (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). James has chosen NWO Wolfpack as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Sam Snead has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Sam Snead seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Snead
vs
James

192 cm
38
275 lbs
23 - 13 - 0

195 cm
42
275 lbs
28 - 21 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sam Snead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jimmy James!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Snead. James does a little dance to reset his feet.
Snead throws a body shot but no joy.
Snead lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Donk. James catches Snead right on the button with a cross.

It looks like Sam Snead has been cut.
James looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

It looks like Jimmy James has been cut.
James connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
James tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
James bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Snead comes at him with an uppercut from hell! James falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! James was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sam Snead!
Sam Snead really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$) logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.