PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Boris Em (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wrestlefuck Wrestling (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Em
vs
Wrestling

175 cm
21
179 lbs
6 - 12 - 0

178 cm
31
177 lbs
19 - 5 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Boris Em!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Wrestlefuck Wrestling!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Chris Edwards and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wrestling throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Wrestling stuffs the takedown attempt from Em. Em gets slowly back to his feet.
We've been told by Em's head coaches at Cozad MMA London that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Wrestling scores with the left hand. Em knows he should have avoided that one.

Wrestling closes the distance and clinches.
Wrestling lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wrestling lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A shot in the inside from Wrestling.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wrestling.
Wrestling gets underhooks to prevent Em's takedown attempt.
Em is breathing heavily.
Wrestling lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wrestling pushes Em back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wrestling lands a nice knee to the body.
Wrestling with a knee to the head.
Wrestling lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wrestling lands a shoulder strike.
Wrestling lands a left hand.
Wrestling has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Em seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Wrestling can turn it around.
Wrestling lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Em or not.
Wrestling lands a body shot.
Wrestling pushes Em back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wrestling.
Wrestling lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wrestling utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Em takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Wrestling.
Wrestling lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wrestling digs a right hand into Em's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Em's gas tank.
Wrestling stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wrestling scores with a hook to the body.
Wrestling lands a good knee to the midsection. Em won't want to take too many of those.
Wrestling softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wrestling lands a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Wrestling.
Wrestling connects with a nasty looking knee right to Em's face.
Wrestling scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Em takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wrestling throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ems head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Wrestling.
Wrestling lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wrestling working Em over with knees to the body.
Wrestling digs a right hand underneath Em's ribcage. Em let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wrestling lands a shoulder strike.
Wrestling lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Em.
Wrestling lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Wrestling lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Em.
A short right from Wrestling.
A right hand to the body from Wrestling.
Wrestling lands a shot to the body.
Wrestling scores with a knee to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wrestling lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wrestling lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wrestling digs a right hand into Em's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Em's gas tank.
A short right from Wrestling.
A right hook to the body lands for Wrestling.
Wrestling gets through Em's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Wrestling.

Em is rocked!
Wrestling lands with a left to the head.
Oh Em is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wrestling landing knees to the body.
A right hand to the body from Wrestling.
Em takes a knee to the side of the body.
Wrestling works on Em's body with a couple of short punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Wrestling lands a right hand that snaps the head of Em backwards.
Wrestling unloads a knee to the mid-section. Em lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Wrestling crunches a lovely knee into Em's ribcage.
Wrestling is leaning against Em and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Wrestling lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wrestlefuck Wrestling dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Wrestling throws an overhand right that drops Em like a sack of potatoes! Wrestling dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Wrestlefuck Wrestling!
After winning the bout, Wrestlefuck Wrestling thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.