PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between George Carlin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Annoying Kids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carlin comes to the cage accompanied by Architects of Life. This should be fireworks!

Carlin
vs
Kids

175 cm
25
165 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

178 cm
21
168 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, George Carlin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Annoying Kids!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Viktor Lagutenko and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kids scores with a nice strike.
Carlin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Carlin tries to counter by clinching up but Kids breaks away and moves out of range.
Kids stuffs the takedown attempt from Carlin. Carlin gets slowly back to his feet.
Kids thuds his right hand into Carlin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Kids has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Carlin is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Carlin shoots in and drives through. Kids sprawls well.
Kids lands with an uppercut that bounces Carlin off the cage and back into range.
Carlin avoids a kick to the body.
Carlin tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Kids defends well and Carlin ends up having to push Kids into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for George Carlin. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Carlin moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kids looks to score with a jab to the body but Carlin is just out of range.
Kids keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Carlin dodges the punch combination from Kids.
Kids keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carlin takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Carlin on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Carlin shoots for a takedown but Kids saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Kids looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Kids throws a series of strikes that have Carlin backpedaling.
Kids scores with a jab. Carlin acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

Carlin is rocked!
Carlin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Kids as he jumps to the side.
Oh Carlin is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Kids knocks out Carlin with a massive right hand! The ref tackles Kids before he can follow up with any more strikes and that's it everyone. Kids picks up the big W with a huge KO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Annoying Kids!
Annoying Kids took some time post fight to say the following; 'Thanks for nothing mom.'.