PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bolt Morris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eildon Heap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Morris comes into the arena with MMMBop blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Morris
vs
Heap

185 cm
38
220 lbs
16 - 17 - 0

185 cm
39
220 lbs
35 - 27 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Bolt Morris!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eildon Heap!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heap avoids the head kick by Morris.
Heap doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Morris throws a head kick but Heap moves out of range.
Heap lands a slapping body shot.

Heap instigates a clinch.
Morris is working Heap over against the cage.
Morris avoids the elbow strike from Heap, against the cage.
Heap scores with a shot to the side of Morris's head.
A short left from Morris.
Heap throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Morris blocks an elbow strike from Heap.
Heap trying to land knees to the body.
Heap lands a damaging elbow.
Morris lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Heap crunches a lovely knee into Morris's ribcage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Morris lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Heap blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Morris looking to throw knees to the head but Heap is blocking nicely.
Nice elbow from Heap.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Heap lands a nice elbow.
Morris with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Morris lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Heap or not.
Heap blocking some punches.
Heap is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Morris is defending well for now.
Heap blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Heap misses with an elbow over the top.
Heap creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Morris's defenses.

It looks like Bolt Morris has been cut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Morris creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Heap looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Morris blocks a body shot from Heap.
Morris slows down the pace here.
Morris looking to stall.

Morris breaks from the clinch.
Morris lands with a slapping head kick.
Heap looks to throw the jab but Morris is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Morris showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Heap.
Morris throws a right and a left that both miss.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Heap ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Morris fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Heap, pushing him back against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Morris just misses with a elbow thrown towards Heap's brow.
Heap throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Heap lands with a left to the head.
Heap blocks a body shot from Morris.
Morris lands a left hand that snaps the head of Heap backwards.
Morris blocks an elbow strike.
Heap struggles to land a body shot inside as Morris controls his hands.
Heap tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Heap scores with a nice hook to the head.
Heap avoids a wild elbow strike from Morris.
Heap throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Morris blocks it with crossed arms.
Morris is looking to break free of the clinch but Heap has double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Morris fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Heap throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Morris working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

Morris breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Heap throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Morris is looking to clinch.
Morris darts in trying to clinch
letting Heap counter with a right hand.
Morris throws a body shot but no joy.
A head kick by Morris misses
and Heap cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Morris closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Heap struggling a bit here.
Heap holds on to Morris's head and controls the position momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heap wants to control but Morris postures up.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Morris lands a few punches from side control.
Heap tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Morris wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

Morris swings around for an armbar but Heap sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Morris's guard.
Heap trying to control the position from guard on top but Morris is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Heap throwing strikes but missing.
Morris manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Heap manages to get himself to full guard.

And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bolt Morris will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Bolt Morris's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Nice body punch from Heap.

Morris gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Heap blocks an uppercut.
Morris blocks an elbow strike from Heap.
A body shot lands from Morris.
Eildon Heap seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A left hand lands to the body for Morris.
Heap creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Morris lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Heap backwards.
Heap throws a knee to the head but misses.
Heap misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Morris.
Heap lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Morris backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Morris misses with a hook to the ribs.
Morris lands a shot to the body.
Morris lands a nice uppercut.
Heap trying to land knees to the body.
Heap lands a knee to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Morris avoiding damage as Heap throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Morris with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Morris is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Morris lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Morris holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Heap tries to throw a body punch but Morris avoids it by throwing Heap back against the cage.
Morris is working Heap over against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Morris.
Morris throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Heap is breathing heavily.
Morris lands a right hand.
Morris throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Heaps head.
Heap's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A shot in the inside from Morris.
Morris tries to land a knee to the head but Heap blocks with his arms.
Morris missing with knees to the body.
Heap trying to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Morris misses with a hook to the ribs.
Heap pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Morris goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Morris tries a body shot but Heap blocks it.
Morris is stalling here.
Morris drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Morris tries for a takedown but Heap manages to get underhooks.
Heap lands an elbow inside that Morris shrugs off.
Heap lands a nice shot to the body.
Morris lands a left hand that snaps the head of Heap backwards.
Heap avoids the elbow strike from Morris, against the cage.
Heap throws an elbow but it misses.
Morris lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Heap.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Heap just misses with a elbow thrown towards Morris's brow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Morris lands a nice shot to the body.
Morris fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Heap fails to land.
Heap throws an elbow but it misses.
Morris cracks Heap with a nice body shot.
Heap pushes off an throws an elbow but Morris leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Morris comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Eildon Heap has been cut.
Morris can't find room to land a body shot as Heap controls the action.
Morris blocks the elbow strike.
Morris tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hook to the body lands for Morris.
Heap looking to throw knees to the head but Morris is blocking nicely.
Morris managing to block the knees to the body from Heap.
Heap misses with a punch to the body.
Morris lands a left hand.
Morris landing knees to the head.

Heap is rocked!
Morris creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Heap with a big uppercut! Heap tries to clinch up but Morris pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Heap to the mat! Heap covers up and Morris unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Bolt Morris!
Our winner, Bolt Morris, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Eildon Heap spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm so handome I'm not surprised this guy was all over me!!'.