PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andretii Kazadorez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Andretii Kazadorez has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Kazadorez
vs
Trump

190 cm
24
300 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

200 cm
31
300 lbs
10 - 11 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Andretii Kazadorez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kazadorez cracks Trump with a right hand to the side of the head.

It looks like Donald Trump has been cut.
Kazadorez cracks Trump with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Kazadorez jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Trump throws a series of punches but Kazadorez avoids them all with ease.
Kazadorez tests Trump's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A low kick from Trump misses

and Kazadorez counters with a left hand that sends Trump to the canvas!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Trump keeping moving, preventing Kazadorez from controlling successfully.
Kazadorez looking to pass the guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kazadorez showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Trump is working an open guard so Kazadorez takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Kazadorez scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Jab, jab by Kazadorez - just one landing.
Kazadorez dodges the punch combination from Trump.
Trump misses the body punch
and Kazadorez connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That has opened up Donald Trump's cut even more.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Trump misses the target.
Trump misses with a right hand
and Kazadorez counters with a straight right hand.
Trump throws a right hand that misses
and Kazadorez counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Trump misses with a wild body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Kazadorez throws a big overhand right that connects, sending Trump tumbling to the canvas!

Trump is rocked!
Kazadorez slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Kazadorez has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kazadorez decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Trump, up you get!
Trump misses with a hook
and Kazadorez counters with a nice uppercut.
Trump wants to slow Kazadorez down by chopping away at his legs.
Trump throws a lazy uppercut
and Kazadorez counters with a straight right hand.

The cut above Donald Trump's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Trump misses with a wild combination.
A slow jab from Kazadorez misses its intended target.

Kazadorez drops his shoulder and cracks Trump with a huge uppercut! Trump goes down! Can Kazadorez finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kazadorez controls from within his opponent's guard.
Kazadorez looking to sit in guard and control but Trump gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Kazadorez looking to hit a scissor sweep but Trump is one step ahead there.
Trump is fighting to break Kazadorez's control of his arms but Kazadorez is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Andretii Kazadorez dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Donald Trump's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Trump forces Kazadorez back against the cage and clinches.

Kazadorez pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kazadorez cracks Trump with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Trump misses with a body punch
and Kazadorez counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Trump thinking.
Decent striking displayed by Kazadorez there.
Kazadorez is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Trump throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Kazadorez counters with a big uppercut that knocks Trump off his feet! Kazadorez dives into side control looking to finish!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kazadorez tries to move into full mount but can't pass Trump's legs.

Kazadorez decides to stand up, so the ref orders Trump to his feet.
Kazadorez lands a big uppercut and this one is all over! His foe lies motionless on the canvas - a massive one punch knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Andretii Kazadorez!
In defeat, Donald Trump stepped up to the mic, saying 'I may have lost this fight, but I am not a loser, I am a winner!'.