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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yormomza Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Knezevic Siesztrzewitowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Siesztrzewitowski has chosen snoop dogg-serial killa as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Yormomza Thundercunt!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Knezevic Siesztrzewitowski!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Winston Alpacca and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Siesztrzewitowski tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Siesztrzewitowski slips the punch.
Siesztrzewitowski lands a nice hook to Thundercunt's body. Thundercunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Siesztrzewitowski moves out of range.
Siesztrzewitowski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Siesztrzewitowski.
Thundercunt keeps the fight on the outside.
Siesztrzewitowski staying out of range there.
Thundercunt takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Siesztrzewitowski has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thundercunt connects with a crisp jab.
Siesztrzewitowski staying out of range there.
Siesztrzewitowski tries to clinch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Siesztrzewitowski throws a hook to the side of Thundercunt's head but Thundercunt sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Thundercunt was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Siesztrzewitowski avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Siesztrzewitowski rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Thundercunt counters with a stiff right hand.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt with a jab.
Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Siesztrzewitowski.
Thundercunt scores with a decent looking hook.
Jab by Thundercunt.
Siesztrzewitowski moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Siesztrzewitowski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt digs a right hand into Siesztrzewitowski's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Siesztrzewitowski's gas tank.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a hook from the clinch.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a body punch.
A short left from Siesztrzewitowski.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a punch to the body.
Siesztrzewitowski swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Siesztrzewitowski.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Siesztrzewitowski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt lands an uppercut.
Siesztrzewitowski tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Siesztrzewitowski prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Siesztrzewitowski fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt cracks Siesztrzewitowski with a nice body shot.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Siesztrzewitowski.
Siesztrzewitowski tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Siesztrzewitowski fails to land.
Siesztrzewitowski softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Siesztrzewitowski lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Siesztrzewitowski tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Siesztrzewitowski blocking some punches.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Siesztrzewitowski blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt pushes Siesztrzewitowski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Siesztrzewitowski tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Siesztrzewitowski tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt prevents a body shot from Siesztrzewitowski.
Siesztrzewitowski throws a punch but it's blocked by Thundercunt.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Siesztrzewitowski scores with a nice hook to the head.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a punch to the body.
Thundercunt lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Siesztrzewitowski avoids the body shot from Thundercunt.
Siesztrzewitowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Thundercunt throws out a loose jab but Siesztrzewitowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Siesztrzewitowski was well out of range. Poor timing from Thundercunt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Siesztrzewitowski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Siesztrzewitowski! But no joy.
Thundercunt is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Siesztrzewitowski moves out of range of the strikes.
Thundercunt swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
Siesztrzewitowski uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Siesztrzewitowski.
Siesztrzewitowski clinches with his opponent.
Nice body punch from Siesztrzewitowski - that landed with a thud.
Siesztrzewitowski can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
Siesztrzewitowski tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Siesztrzewitowski can't find room to land a body shot as Thundercunt controls the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Siesztrzewitowski lands a right hook to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thundercunt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Thundercunt throws a body punch but Siesztrzewitowski moves out of range.
Thundercunt walks into a left hand.
Thundercunt misses the shot to the body.
Yormomza Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Siesztrzewitowski misses the shot to the body.
Siesztrzewitowski lands a nice hook to Thundercunt's body. Thundercunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Siesztrzewitowski throws a hook but Thundercunt blocks it.
Siesztrzewitowski throws a body shot but no joy.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a looping left.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Siesztrzewitowski.
Siesztrzewitowski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Siesztrzewitowski wants to clinch up but Thundercunt keeps it at a distance.
Siesztrzewitowski swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
A cross from Thundercunt lands.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Siesztrzewitowski.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Siesztrzewitowski.
Siesztrzewitowski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A little feinted left hand from Thundercunt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Siesztrzewitowski wants to clinch.
A swing and a miss from Thundercunt.
Siesztrzewitowski clinches with his opponent.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Siesztrzewitowski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Siesztrzewitowski struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Siesztrzewitowski backwards.
A short uppercut from Siesztrzewitowski.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Siesztrzewitowski blocks it.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Siesztrzewitowski misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Siesztrzewitowski is rocked!
Thundercunt lands a big right hand that drops Siesztrzewitowski! The killer instinct kicks in and Thundercunt finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Thundercunt!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Yormomza Thundercunt!
Yormomza Thundercunt retains his super heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Yormomza Thundercunt thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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RATING
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