PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ray Rice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tommy Conlon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ray Rice is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Rice
vs
Conlon

190 cm
37
215 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

195 cm
29
210 lbs
4 - 8 - 0

BJJ Red Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ray Rice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tommy Conlon!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rice darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Rice lands strikes from half guard.
Rice stalling.

Conlon looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Conlon taking some punishment here, with Rice in his half guard.
Conlon tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.

Conlon looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Conlon misses with some strikes from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rice working the head and body with strikes.
Rice seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Conlon wants to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Conlon throws a strike from the bottom but Rice passes into side control!
Conlon striking from the bottom but nothing landed.

Rice is working to tighten his grip on Conlon's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Conlon has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Rice is really squeezing tight and eventually Conlon passes out! Rice breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Ray Rice!
A very excited looking Ray Rice made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.