PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bo Juggernaut (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jordi Joestar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joestar has chosen Stand Proud as his entrance music. Bo Juggernaut could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jordi Joestar's chin.

Juggernaut
vs
Joestar

181 cm
36
269 lbs
36 - 15 - 0

195 cm
26
273 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250
Hellbent

Voodoo Nutrition
Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bo Juggernaut!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jordi Joestar!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joestar ducks under a wild hook from Juggernaut.
Juggernaut digs a good body shot into Joestar's ribs.
Juggernaut misses with a hook. Joestar ducked under it nicely.
Juggernaut looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Juggernaut is looking to score with low kicks.
Joestar wants to counter with a clinch but Juggernaut pushes him away.
Juggernaut cracks Joestar with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

It looks like Jordi Joestar has been cut.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Juggernaut, right into the meat.
Juggernaut takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A low kick from Juggernaut is predictable there
and Joestar counters with a good low kick that Juggernaut was not able to check.
Joestar moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Joestar stalks Juggernaut and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Juggernaut's face. Juggernaut staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Bo Juggernaut has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Juggernaut throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Joestar throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Juggernaut tried to counter with a leg kick but Joestar avoided it.
Joestar moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Nice body punch from Joestar.
Juggernaut keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joestar pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Juggernaut quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Joestar connects with a right hand. Juggernaut shakes it off.
Juggernaut connects with a leg kick. Joestar looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Juggernaut fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A decent looking cross lands there for Juggernaut.
Good leg kick by Juggernaut there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Joestar is looking to clinch but Juggernaut is avoiding it.
Juggernaut avoids the head kick by Joestar.
Juggernaut avoids a kick to the body.
Juggernaut throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Joestar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Joestar throws a leg kick but Juggernaut checks it.
Juggernaut's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Joestar connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Juggernaut scrambles back to his feet.

Juggernaut closes the distance and clinches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice elbow from Juggernaut.
Juggernaut will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Joestar up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Juggernaut misses with a body punch.
Joestar swings wildly with an uppercut but Juggernaut uses good head movement to avoid it.
Juggernaut softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Juggernaut's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Joestar avoiding damage as Juggernaut throws knees to the body.
Joestar lands a body punch in the clinch.
Joestar misses with a hook to the ribs.
Juggernaut stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Joestar.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Juggernaut creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Joestar lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Joestar misses with a punch to the body.
Juggernaut throws a knee to the head but misses.
Juggernaut tries to throw a body punch but Joestar avoids it by throwing Juggernaut back against the cage.
Joestar working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Juggernaut on the inside.
Juggernaut lands a knee to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Juggernaut.
Juggernaut tries to land knees in the clinch but Joestar avoids the damage to the body.
Juggernaut scores with a shoulder strike.
Joestar lands a nice uppercut.
Joestar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Joestar misses with a punch to the body.
Juggernaut lands a nice uppercut.
Juggernaut looking to throw knees to the head but Joestar is blocking nicely.
Joestar misses with a hook from the clinch.
Joestar misses with a punch on the inside.
Juggernaut using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Joestar has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Juggernaut looking to stall.
Juggernaut tries a body shot but Joestar blocks it.
Juggernaut stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Joestar avoids the elbow strike from Juggernaut, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joestar misses with the head strike.
Joestar can't find room to land a body shot as Juggernaut controls the action.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Joestar tries to throw a body punch but Juggernaut avoids it by throwing Joestar back against the cage.
Joestar lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Joestar avoids the elbow strike from Juggernaut, against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Joestar.
Juggernaut lands a right hand that snaps the head of Joestar backwards.
Joestar lands a shoulder strike.
Nice body punch from Joestar - that landed with a thud.
Joestar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Juggernaut tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Juggernaut wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short body shot lands from Joestar as the two fighters clinch.
Juggernaut is breathing heavily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Joestar lands a hook to the side of the head.
Juggernaut scores with a hook to the body.
Juggernaut blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Juggernaut blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Juggernaut misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jordi Joestar will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Joestar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Juggernaut.
Juggernaut connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Joestar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jab by Joestar.
Jordi Joestar seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Juggernaut checks the leg kick nicely there.
A lazy body kick from Juggernaut
and Joestar counters with a body kick.
Joestar takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Juggernaut takes one to the chin there.
Joestar throws a sloppy head kick and Juggernaut moves out of range easily.
A slapping leg kick lands for Juggernaut.
Juggernaut throws a chopping leg kick but Joestar manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Juggernaut keeps the fight on the outside.
Joestar is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Juggernaut throws a lazy head kick
and Joestar counters with a left and a right that stings Juggernaut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Joestar throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Juggernaut drives through and clinches with Joestar against the cage.
Joestar has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Juggernaut misses with an elbow strike.
Juggernaut prevents a body shot from Joestar.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Juggernaut pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A body shot lands from Joestar.
Joestar scores with a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Juggernaut.
Joestar misses with a punch on the inside.
Joestar avoids the elbow strike from Juggernaut, against the cage.
A short right from Joestar.
Juggernaut is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Joestar is keeping busy.
Joestar on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Joestar lands a left hand.
Juggernaut is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Joestar is defending well for now.
Joestar lands with a right to the head.
Joestar lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Juggernaut tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Joestar in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Juggernaut trying to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Juggernaut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Joestar lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Juggernaut backwards.
A short right from Joestar.
Juggernaut tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Joestar's elbow.
A short uppercut from Joestar.
Juggernaut lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Joestar backwards.
Joestar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Juggernaut backwards.
Joestar struggles to land a body shot inside as Juggernaut controls his hands.
Nice body punch from Joestar - that landed with a thud.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Joestar lands with a short shot to the head.
Joestar blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Juggernaut tries to throw a body punch but Joestar avoids it by throwing Juggernaut back against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Juggernaut.
Joestar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Joestar - that landed with a thud.
Joestar misses with the head strike.
Joestar lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Juggernaut.

Joestar drops Juggernaut onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Juggernaut is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Juggernaut is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joestar lands a body punch.
Oh Juggernaut is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Joestar drops Juggernaut onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Juggernaut is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Joestar unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Juggernaut! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Joestar is unloading with more strikes now! Juggernaut drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jordi Joestar!
Jordi Joestar decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.