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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dmitri Zaitsev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thundercunt has chosen What a Wonderful World-Louis Armstrong as his entrance music. Theodore Thundercunt is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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278 lbs
7 - 0 - 0 |
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245 lbs
16 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dmitri Zaitsev!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Theodore Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Zaitsev paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Oooooh!!! Zaitsev has knocked Thundercunt down with a huge combo! Zaitsev steps away and waves a wobbly Thundercunt back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
It looks like Theodore Thundercunt has been cut.
Zaitsev thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zaitsev cracks Thundercunt with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Thundercunt looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Zaitsev finish him?
Thundercunt is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zaitsev circles away from the clinch attempt.
Thundercunt is still on wobbly legs! Can Zaitsev finish him?
Zaitsev throws an uppercut from hell that sends Thundercunt clean off his feet! He's out cold! Zaitsev stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dmitri Zaitsev!
Dmitri Zaitsev retains his heavyweight title!
After winning the bout, Dmitri Zaitsev thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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