PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Jeremy
vs
White

172 cm
28
155 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

175 cm
35
166 lbs
25 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Heavy handed

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Danny White!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy ducks right into an uppercut from White.
White is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
White throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
White takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
White scores with a punch to the head.
A swing and a miss from White.
Jeremy wants to slow White down by chopping away at his legs.
White avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
White misses with a jab, cross combination.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by White.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but White sees it coming and checks it nicely.
White pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jeremy appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A combination from Jeremy does no damage.
Danny White seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
White tries to land a body kick
and Jeremy counters with a nice body kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from White. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jeremy throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Good work by White as he checks the leg kick.
White throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
White misses with a wild body shot.
Jeremy throwing a counter right hand but White manages to avoid it.
Jeremy jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Jeremy.
A shot to the liver by Jeremy. Beautiful body shot.
White uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.
Some wild striking there from Jeremy.
A lazy left from White finds it's target.
White with a body punch. A glancing blow.
White throws a right hand that Jeremy ducks under and follows up with a left that Jeremy also avoids with ease.
Jeremy scores with a jab.
Nice body punch from White.
Jeremy lands with a right hand.
White is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jeremy.
Jeremy avoids the body shot from White.
This has been an exciting period of action!
White throws a body kick that misses.
White thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jeremy if he has to take too many more of those.
Jeremy attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
White throws a jab but it's blocked by Jeremy.
Jeremy ducks under a wild hook from White.
White swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jeremy dips to his left and cracks White with an uppercut!
White waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Jeremy.
Jeremy attempts a counter takedown but White avoids it well and moves away.
Jeremy misses with a hook
and White counters with a stiff right hand.
White scores with a kick to the body.
White throws a leg kick but Jeremy moved away.
A telegraphed right hand from White misses the target.
Good work by White as he checks the leg kick.
White keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
White ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
Jeremy swinging wildly here.
White gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Jeremy counters with a stiff right hand.
White missing with a left hand there. Jeremy was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
White throws a head kick that misses
and Jeremy makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
White moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to bum rush White with a series of wild strikes but White uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
White connects with an inside leg kick.
Jeremy misses with a looping left.
White slips under a jab from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jeremy lands with a good body shot.
White bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jeremy throws a good cross that connects.
White is looking to slow Jeremy down with leg kicks.
White throws a low kick but Jeremy moves out of range easily.
Jeremy throws a jab when White was well out of range.
Jeremy swings and misses with a shot to the body
and White counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
White clobbers Jeremy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jeremy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
White is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jeremy had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. White moves away and avoids it.
White misses with a low kick.
Jeremy throws a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
White slips a straight right by Jeremy.
Jeremy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jeremy connects with a solid leg kick.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
White jabs Jeremy right on the nose. Jeremy blinks but takes it well.
White throws a good cross that connects.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but White manages to avoid it.
Jeremy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling White to score with a decent uppercut.
White checks a leg kick.
Jeremy misses with a leg kick
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
An inside leg kick from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy tries to land a leg kick but White saw it coming and moves away.
Jeremy checks a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
White digs a good hook to Jeremy's body.
Jeremy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jeremy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
White fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jeremy manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Danny White will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jeremy fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
White connects with a nice looking jab.
White misses with a looping left.
Jeremy wants to slow White down by chopping away at his legs.
White throws a jab when Jeremy was well out of range.
White lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
White lands with an overhand left.
Decent striking displayed by White there.
Nice takedown defense from Jeremy. No joy for White on that attempt.
Jeremy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
White throws out a counter right but Jeremy avoids it with no problem.
White ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but White sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White throws a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. White moves away and avoids it.
Jeremy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on White. That did some damage!
White pushes Jeremy away with a front kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Jeremy. White does a little dance to reset his feet.
White only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Jab from White.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jeremy misses the shot to the body.
Jeremy lands a nice shot that snaps White's head back.
Nice defenses there by Jeremy.
White connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jeremy's hands.
White fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jeremy.
White scores with a nice head shot.
Jeremy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by White. White obviously looking to wear him down.
White throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jeremy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
White looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
White throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from White.
White goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jeremy throwing a counter right hand but White manages to avoid it.
White scores with a hook.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Jeremy might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
White wants to clinch up but Jeremy keeps it at a distance.
White lands a jab.
White has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but White sees it coming and moves out of range.
White looking to land some kicks to the body here.
White scores with a nice head shot.
White uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

White closes the distance and clinches.
Jeremy blocks an elbow strike.
White misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A short uppercut from Jeremy.
Jeremy looking to stall.
A bit of stalling here from Jeremy.

Jeremy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
White throws a good cross that connects.
White moves out of range of the body kick from Jeremy.
White throws out a counter right but Jeremy avoids it with no problem.
White swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy moves away from the strike by White.
Jeremy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jeremy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
White wants to clinch.
White throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jab by White.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy keeps the fight on the outside.
White tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jeremy swivels and escapes.
White slips a jab from Jeremy.
White looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nice uppercut lands for White. That snapped Jeremy's head back.
Decent striking displayed by Jeremy there.
Jab, jab by Jeremy - just one landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy thumps White with a low kick.
Jeremy fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
White blocks a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy with a hook.
Good exchange - White coming out on top.
Danny White seems to be getting the better of the standup.
White scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but White manages to avoid it.
Jeremy throws a nice outside leg kick.
White throws a hook but Jeremy avoids it easily.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
White throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
White throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Good standup being displayed there by White as he connects with a hook.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
White uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy looks to land a combination but White avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Danny White showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Jeremy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Nice shot by White.
Jeremy misses with an attempted mid kick.
White is looking to slow Jeremy down with leg kicks.
Jeremy moves out of range of the body kick from White.
Jeremy is looking to chop away at White's legs.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from White is defended easily by Jeremy.
Jeremy jabs at White's body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy pushes White away with a front kick.
Good exchange - Jeremy coming out on top.
White tries to score with a low kick but Jeremy moves his leg out of the way.
Jeremy is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jeremy fakes a jab and throws a low kick but White checks it well.
White throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jeremy moves away from the strike by White.
It looked like Jeremy was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but White moves away.
Jeremy with a jab.
White throws a shot from downtown. Jeremy moves away and avoids it.
White steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
White lands with a nice body kick.
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but White moved out of range nicely.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from White! But no joy.
White fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Jeremy on the side of the head.
White with a hook.
Jeremy moves out of range as White throws a body kick.
A telegraphed right hand from White misses the target.
White slips a straight right by Jeremy.
White tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
White bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jeremy lands a two punch combo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
White wants to land a leg kick but Jeremy is out of range.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Danny White is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Jeremy will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
White jabs at Jeremy's body.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
White appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Jeremy throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by White.
Nice shot lands for Jeremy.
White uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jeremy.
White lands with a nice body punch.
White looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from White. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.
White uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Jeremy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract White.
White moves into range and connects with a jab.
White scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
White lands with a nice body kick.
Jeremy blocks a head kick by White.
White misses with a body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot by Jeremy.
Jeremy looks to land a right hand but White moved out of range.
A little jabbing left from White on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
A lazy left from Jeremy finds it's target.
Jeremy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. White looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
White just misses with a punch to the body.
White throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jeremy looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
A good leg kick by White.
White stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
White works Jeremy's body with a nice hook.
White lands with a good body shot.
White scores with a jab. Jeremy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jeremy uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before White has time to react.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeremy catches White with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

White is rocked!
White misses with a lunging right hand
and Jeremy makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
White takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
White cracks Jeremy with a good jab.
Jeremy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
White cracks Jeremy with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
White steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
White slips a straight right by Jeremy.
White keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jeremy.
A looping hook to the body misses from White. Jeremy does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jeremy catches White with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
White lands a nice looking body kick.
Jeremy swings for the body but White moves out of range.
Jeremy connects with a right that clearly hurt White. He's backed up against the cage with nowhere to go as Jeremy proceeds to tee off with vicious combinations till White collapses and taps out under the pressure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!
After the fight, Ron Jeremy was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
The defeated Danny White had this to say: 'No worries. I'm confident this fight will be ruled a 'no-contest' after my opponent here tests positive for drugs, once again.'.