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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cartel Lopez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Testicule Chewer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartel Lopez has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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185 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
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178 lbs
8 - 1 - 0 |
Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cartel Lopez!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Testicule Chewer!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Lopez.
Lopez is looking to counter the offense by Chewer and move into the clinch.
Chewer throws a good cross that connects.
Lopez shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Lopez was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Lopez is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Chewer knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Lopez tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
A bit of a lull in the action here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lopez looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Lopez tries for a kimura but Chewer is defending well.
Lopez thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Lopez working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lopez tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lopez is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Chewer has escaped the position, nice work there.
Lopez is trying to get an arm triangle but Chewer is defending well.
Lopez tries for a kimura but Chewer is defending well.
Lopez looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lopez is trying to get an arm triangle but Chewer is defending well.
Chewer is looking to regain half guard here but Lopez keeps moving and retains side control.
Lopez is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Chewer is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Lopez wants to control but Chewer is keeping him busy.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Lopez tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Lopez has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Lopez tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Lopez has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Chewer felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Lopez wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Chewer, who protects the arm well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lopez looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Lopez thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cartel Lopez dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Chewer scores with a body shot.
Nice defenses there by Lopez.
As Chewer tries to get set, Lopez tries to push him back and clinch up but Chewer manages to avoid the attempt.
Lopez looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Testicule Chewer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lopez slips a jab from Chewer.
Lopez is looking to counter the offense by Chewer and move into the clinch.
A jab lands there for Chewer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chewer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Lopez fails in his attempt to clinch.
Lopez has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Chewer finds it's way round the side to connect with Lopez's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chewer lands a slapping body shot.
Chewer throws a shot to the body.
Chewer digs a good hook to Lopez's body.
Chewer throws a looping overhand right but Lopez ducks down to avoid it.
Lopez seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
A left lands for Chewer.
Chewer throws an overhand right that lands on Lopez's shoulder, as Lopez tries to avoid the shot.
Lopez tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Chewer manages to circle out of the way.
Lopez slips a jab from Chewer.
Lopez is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Chewer.
Chewer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Nice jab there from Chewer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lopez ducks under a wild hook from Chewer.
Lopez is looking to counter the offense by Chewer and move into the clinch.
Chewer fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lopez on the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chewer lands with a good body shot.
Chewer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lopez wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Lopez tries to clinch but Chewer moves out of range.
Lopez moves out of range as Chewer strikes.
Testicule Chewer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chewer sizes up Lopez with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Chewer throws a looping overhand right but Lopez ducks down to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Chewer.
Chewer sends Lopez crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Chewer is motioning to the referee to let Lopez up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Lopez is rocked!
Testicule Chewer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chewer punishes Lopez's body with a nice straight punch.
Oh Lopez is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lopez shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Lopez seems to have got his legs back now.
Chewer stuns Lopez with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chewer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lopez.
Lopez seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Chewer drops Lopez with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Lopez looks back up at him and smiles so Chewer waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Chewer stuns Lopez with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Lopez tries to clinch but Chewer is having none of it.
Chewer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lopez walks into a straight right hand from Chewer.
Chewer misses with an uppercut.
Lopez tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Chewer manages to circle out of the way.
Chewer cracks Lopez with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chewer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lopez tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Chewer manages to circle out of the way.
Lopez avoids the body shot from Chewer.
Lopez is looking to counter the offense by Chewer and move into the clinch.
Chewer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Chewer tests Lopez's chin there with a solid looking shot.
BOOM! Chewer lands a beautiful left hook that drops Lopez. Lopez tries to recover but Chewer is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Lopez lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Testicule Chewer!
Testicule Chewer is the new welterweight champion!
An out of breath and clearly excited Testicule Chewer thanked Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$) for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
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RATING
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