PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Juju Farty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexee Batman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Farty
vs
Batman

158 cm
26
249 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

188 cm
26
270 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Juju Farty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alexee Batman!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Batman moves into the clinch.
Farty trying to control the position but instead, Batman has worked for underhooks and has pushed Farty into the cage.
Farty avoiding damage as Batman throws knees to the body.
Farty dodges an elbow strike from Batman.
Batman struggles to land a body shot inside as Farty controls his hands.
Batman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Juju Farty has been cut.
Batman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Batman scores with a shot to the side of Farty's head.
Batman tries to throw a body punch but Farty avoids it by throwing Batman back against the cage.
Farty takes an elbow to the temple.
A short right from Batman.

Juju Farty's cut is getting worse.
Batman missing with knees to the body.
Farty is trying to break the clinch but Batman is controlling him.
Batman unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Farty is breathing heavily.
Batman lands a shot to the body.
Batman lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Batman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A knee to the head by Batman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farty takes a knee right on the jaw!
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Batman has eaten all the pies!
Batman trying to land knees to the body.
Batman landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Batman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Batman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Juju Farty's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Batman lands a knee to the body.
Batman lands a nice elbow.

Jeez, Juju Farty's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Batman.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Juju Farty's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Alexee Batman!
A very excited looking Alexee Batman made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.