PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Shin Dong Hyuk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gonna Spanked (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gonna Spanked will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Dong Hyuk
vs
Spanked

167 cm
33
145 lbs
31 - 13 - 3

187 cm
41
145 lbs
46 - 19 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 180$)
House of Valor

House of Valor
Aspire Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 13 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shin Dong Hyuk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 19 - 2, fighting out of New York, Gonna Spanked!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dong Hyuk avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dong Hyuk looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Spanked loads up on a big right hand but Dong Hyuk slips the punch.
Spanked takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've been hearing reports that Dong Hyuk has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Dong Hyuk lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Spanked backs up against the cage.
Spanked throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dong Hyuk slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Spanked moves out of range of the strikes.
Spanked uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Dong Hyuk tries to score with a low kick but Spanked moves his leg out of the way.
Spanked throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dong Hyuk misses with a wild body shot.
Spanked is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Dong Hyuk cracks Spanked with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Spanked misses with a series of wild punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spanked throws a lazy right hand but Dong Hyuk sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dong Hyuk throws a lazy uppercut
and Spanked counters with a stiff right hand.
Spanked throws a series of punches but Dong Hyuk avoids them all with ease.
Spanked misses with a combination
and Dong Hyuk counters with a nice low kick that buckles Spanked's knee momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Dong Hyuk does it's job there.
Some wild striking there from Spanked.
Spanked on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Dong Hyuk looks for a takedown but Spanked sprawls well.
Dong Hyuk avoids the body shot from Spanked.
Dong Hyuk misses with a looping left.
Dong Hyuk avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Spanked has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dong Hyuk.
Dong Hyuk attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Spanked throws out a counter right but Dong Hyuk avoids it with no problem.
Dong Hyuk lands a nice leg kick that just misses Spanked's sensitive parts.
A jab from Spanked misses.
Spanked works the jab nicely.
Dong Hyuk is looking to chop away at Spanked's legs.
Spanked swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dong Hyuk uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Spanked.
A leg kick checked by Spanked.
Spanked misses with a double jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spanked throws a body shot but no joy.
Spanked misses with a body shot.
Dong Hyuk appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dong Hyuk blocks a jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Dong Hyuk misses the target.
Spanked bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Spanked walks into a straight right hand from Dong Hyuk.
Dong Hyuk comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dong Hyuk pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Spanked goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The fighters circling - Spanked throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Spanked gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Spanked pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spanked looks to land a combination. Dong Hyuk sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Spanked is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dong Hyuk.
Dong Hyuk scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spanked doesn't seem bothered though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spanked throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spanked connects with a single shot there.
Dong Hyuk cracks a nice hook into Spanked's ribs.
Spanked throws an off balance right hand
and Dong Hyuk counters with a straight right hand.
Spanked with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Spanked. Dong Hyuk does a little dance to reset his feet.
Spanked lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dong Hyuk circles away quickly and effectively.
Spanked takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Spanked shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Dong Hyuk ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Spanked moves away.
Dong Hyuk lands with a right hand.
A head kick misses from Spanked.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dong Hyuk cracks Spanked with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dong Hyuk fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Spanked looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dong Hyuk's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Dong Hyuk duly obliges.
Dong Hyuk looks to land a left hand but Spanked moved out of range nicely.
Dong Hyuk throws a leg kick
and Spanked cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dong Hyuk turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spanked moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dong Hyuk keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Spanked defending well as Dong Hyuk loads up on a big left hand.
Dong Hyuk changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Spanked waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dong Hyuk.
Dong Hyuk throws a leg kick that misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Dong Hyuk misses the target.
Dong Hyuk slips a jab from Spanked.
Dong Hyuk feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Spanked's calf.
Dong Hyuk digs a good body shot into Spanked's ribs.
Gonna Spanked is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dong Hyuk is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Dong Hyuk ducks right into an uppercut from Spanked.
Dong Hyuk throws a leg kick which misses Spanked's front leg but catches the back leg as Spanked tries to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spanked fails to land with a series of punches.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Dong Hyuk, right into the meat.
Spanked's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dong Hyuk ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dong Hyuk misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Shin Dong Hyuk will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

A left lands for Spanked.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dong Hyuk.

Dong Hyuk throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Spanked was covering up waiting for the punch and Dong Hyuk finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Dong Hyuk trying to control but Spanked is working from the bottom.
Spanked is pulling down on Dong Hyuk's head to control his posture.
Dong Hyuk seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dong Hyuk looking to pass the guard.
Dong Hyuk stays in close to Spanked's body and controls the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dong Hyuk is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Spanked is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Spanked has escaped and now he's on top!

Spanked pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dong Hyuk is keeping the position for now.

Dong Hyuk is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Spanked frees his head nicely. Oh but Dong Hyuk has switched to an armbar! Spanked is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Shin Dong Hyuk!
A relieved looking Shin Dong Hyuk thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.