PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Tycoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tycoon has chosen Monkey Business as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Dickus
vs
Tycoon

188 cm
26
240 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

182 cm
27
220 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Island's Forbidden Fruits

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mike Tycoon!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Sandra Marshall and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tycoon jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Tycoon has Dickus up against the cage in a clinch.
Tycoon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dickus blocking some punches.
Tycoon doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Tycoon blocks a body shot from Dickus.
A right hook to the body lands for Dickus.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Tycoon tries to throw a body punch but Dickus avoids it by throwing Tycoon back against the cage.
Dickus tries to throw a body punch but Tycoon avoids it by throwing Dickus back against the cage.
Dickus tries a body shot but Tycoon blocks it.
Dickus prevents a body shot from Tycoon.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tycoon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Tycoon - that landed with a thud.
Tycoon throws a head punch that misses.
Tycoon has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Dickus seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Tycoon can turn it around.
Tycoon works on Dickus's body with a couple of short punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon throws a head punch that misses.
Tycoon misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tycoon throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dickuss head.
A right hook to the body lands for Tycoon.
Dickus is breathing heavily.
Dickus tries to work over Tycoon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickus lands a body shot.
Tycoon swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tycoon pushes Dickus back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Tycoon misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tycoon lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
Dickus prevents a body shot from Tycoon.
Dickus tries to work over Tycoon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Tycoon can't find room to land a body shot as Dickus controls the action.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dickus.
Dickus blocks a body shot from Tycoon.
Tycoon lands a body punch.
Tycoon lands a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon blocks an uppercut.
Tycoon lands a nice uppercut.
Dickus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tycoon working aggressively here.
Tycoon misses with the head strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tycoon pushes Dickus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dickus blocks an uppercut.
Dickus digs a right hand into Tycoon's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tycoon's gas tank.
Tycoon misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Dickus.
Tycoon lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Tycoon.
Tycoon misses with a punch on the inside.
Tycoon goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tycoon lands with a short shot to the head.
Tycoon misses with some punches.
Tycoon throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Tycoon fails to land.
Tycoon misses with some punches.
Tycoon blocks an uppercut.
Tycoon prevents a body shot from Dickus.
Tycoon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickus misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tycoon misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tycoon softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Tycoon lands a nice uppercut.

Tycoon escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tycoon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dickus misses with an uppercut
and Tycoon counters with a stiff right hand.
Dickus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickus avoids the body shot from Tycoon.
Tycoon lands a right hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon looks to clinch
and Dickus makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Jab from Dickus.

It looks like Mike Tycoon has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tycoon defending well as Dickus loads up on a big left hand.
Nice uppercut there from Dickus.
Tycoon tries to close the distance and clinch but Dickus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Tycoon lands a big head kick that sends Dickus tumbling to the mat! Tycoon takes a step backwards and waves Dickus back to his feet - he wants the finish!

It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.
Tycoon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dickus.
Tycoon darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

Dickus tries to keep at a distance but Tycoon has taken the fight into the clinch.
Dickus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Tycoon misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon can't find room to land a body shot as Dickus controls the action.
Tycoon lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dickus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Dickus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Tycoon dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dickus throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Tycoon counter with a right hand.
Tycoon lands with a hook. Dickus tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Dickus throws a lazy right hand but Tycoon sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tycoon connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Tycoon throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon.
Dickus was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tycoon sizes up Dickus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Tycoon scores with a nice strike.
Dickus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Mike Tycoon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tycoon dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dickus. That did some damage!
Dickus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A solid leg kick lands there for Tycoon.
Dickus circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Dickus counter with a right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Tycoon misses the target.
Nice uppercut lands for Dickus. That snapped Tycoon's head back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dickus moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Tycoon throws a jab but it's blocked by Dickus.
Tycoon lands with a kick to the temple. Dickus shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Tycoon works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Tycoon has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dickus cracks Tycoon with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dickus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tycoon avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tycoon looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dickus misses with a straight left.
Dickus just misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon with a body punch. A glancing blow.

Tycoon lands a big head kick that sends Dickus tumbling to the mat! Tycoon takes a step backwards and waves Dickus back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Dickus is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tycoon tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Tycoon moves into the clinch.
Dickus misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dickus blocks a body shot from Tycoon.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Tycoon lands a body punch in the clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A short left from Tycoon.
Dickus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Oh Dickus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tycoon throws a big uppercut that drops Dickus! More strikes from Tycoon and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Dickus lies dazed against the cage as Tycoon celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Tycoon!
Mike Tycoon seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.