PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yormomza Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Draszen Ibisevicz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ibisevicz is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by 2pac-Uppercut . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Thundercunt
vs
Ibisevicz

225 cm
20
300 lbs
8 - 0 - 1

225 cm
20
285 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Island's Forbidden Fruits

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Yormomza Thundercunt!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Draszen Ibisevicz!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Daniel Franklin and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt jabs at Ibisevicz's body.
Ibisevicz missing with a left hand there. Thundercunt was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A jab from Ibisevicz misses.
Ibisevicz misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Thundercunt thows a left - swing and a miss!

Thundercunt gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ibisevicz tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt tries to work over Ibisevicz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ibisevicz is trying to force a seperation but Thundercunt has the dominant position.
Ibisevicz has had enough of the clinch but Thundercunt keeps him there for the moment.
Ibisevicz wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ibisevicz misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Ibisevicz is trying to break free.
Ibisevicz working aggressively here.
Ibisevicz scores with a shot to the side of Thundercunt's head.

It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Thundercunt lands with a left to the head.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Ibisevicz controls his hands.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
Ibisevicz is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ibisevicz wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Ibisevicz blocking some punches.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ibisevicz looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz has had enough of the clinch but Thundercunt keeps him there for the moment.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ibisevicz is looking to break free of the clinch but Thundercunt has double underhooks.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt tries a body shot but Ibisevicz blocks it.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Ibisevicz wants to get back to striking at distance but Thundercunt won't allow it.
Ibisevicz prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a body punch.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Ibisevicz blocks an uppercut.
A nice left hand lands by Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Ibisevicz back against the cage.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
Ibisevicz is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Ibisevicz is looking to break free of the clinch but Thundercunt has double underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Thundercunt as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ibisevicz.
Still in the clinch, Thundercunt scores with a nice short uppercut.
A body shot lands from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz tries to circle away but Thundercunt has him pinned against the cage.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz working hard to break the clinch.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ibisevicz wants to get back to striking at distance but Thundercunt won't allow it.
Ibisevicz misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
Thundercunt prevents Ibisevicz from breaking the clinch.
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Thundercunt throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Ibisevicz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook
and Thundercunt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ibisevicz manages to avoid it.

Thundercunt takes the fight into the clinch.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Ibisevicz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ibisevicz tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt can't find room to land a body shot as Ibisevicz controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ibisevicz is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ibisevicz is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Ibisevicz tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Ibisevicz back against the cage.
Ibisevicz has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ibisevicz tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Ibisevicz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ibisevicz swings wildly with an uppercut but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ibisevicz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt lands a nice uppercut.
Ibisevicz tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ibisevicz backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt lands a right hand.
Ibisevicz throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Thundercunts head.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz misses with some punches.
Thundercunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ibisevicz can do to turn this around?
Thundercunt lands a hook that snaps the head of Ibisevicz backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ibisevicz tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Ibisevicz prevents a body shot from Thundercunt.
A short uppercut from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ibisevicz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ibisevicz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Thundercunt misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Ibisevicz fails to land.
Thundercunt is working Ibisevicz over against the cage.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.
Ibisevicz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Yormomza Thundercunt has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Ibisevicz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ibisevicz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Thundercunt's elbow.
Ibisevicz blocking some punches.
Ibisevicz lands a hook that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ibisevicz tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ibisevicz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ibisevicz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ibisevicz cracks Thundercunt with a nice body shot.
Ibisevicz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Ibisevicz.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.

Ibisevicz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thundercunt takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ibisevicz throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz scores with a hook.
Thundercunt avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Nice cross by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt punishes Ibisevicz's body with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yormomza Thundercunt dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Thundercunt keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Yormomza Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.
Thundercunt throws a jab but it's blocked by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt throws a jab when Ibisevicz was well out of range.
Ibisevicz scores with a body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Ibisevicz just misses with a punch to the body.
Ibisevicz misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ibisevicz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Ibisevicz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Ibisevicz moves out of range.
Thundercunt walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Thundercunt misses with a series of wild punches.
Ibisevicz throws a body shot but no joy.
Ibisevicz lunges at Thundercunt with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Thundercunt's hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Ibisevicz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A swing and a miss from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz jabs Thundercunt to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Ibisevicz keeps the fight on the outside.
Thundercunt throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ibisevicz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A telegraphed right hand from Ibisevicz misses the target.
Thundercunt tries to counter by clinching up but Ibisevicz breaks away and moves out of range.
Ibisevicz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Thundercunt catches Ibisevicz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Thundercunt moves away from the strike by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt just misses with a punch to the body.
Ibisevicz swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Ibisevicz punishes Thundercunt's body with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt throws a body shot but no joy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt moves to clinch but Ibisevicz breaks away
and Ibisevicz counters with a two punch combo.
Ibisevicz fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Ibisevicz lands with a shot to the body.
Ibisevicz throws a big shot that misses.
Ibisevicz moves into range and connects with a jab.
Thundercunt lands a slapping body shot.
Thundercunt thuds a left hand into Ibisevicz's body.
Ibisevicz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Thundercunt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A looping hook to the body misses from Thundercunt. Ibisevicz does a little dance to reset his feet.
Thundercunt misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ibisevicz throws an overhand right that lands on Thundercunt's shoulder, as Thundercunt tries to avoid the shot.
Ibisevicz misses with an uppercut.
Ibisevicz looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
Thundercunt fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ibisevicz on the side of the head.
A shot to the liver by Ibisevicz. Beautiful body shot.
Thundercunt closes the distance but Ibisevicz moves to the side
and Ibisevicz counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt scores with a decent looking hook.
Ibisevicz scores with a sloppy right hand. Thundercunt should have avoided that one.

Yormomza Thundercunt's cut is getting worse.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up
and Ibisevicz counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Thundercunt thinking.
Ibisevicz is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Thundercunt rather than just go for the knockout.
Ibisevicz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt closes the distance but Ibisevicz moves to the side
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt misses with a hook
and Ibisevicz counters with a right hand to the body.
Ibisevicz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Thundercunt wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Thundercunt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ibisevicz.
A shot to the liver by Ibisevicz. Beautiful body shot.
Ibisevicz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ibisevicz throws a body shot but no joy.
A little feinted left hand from Thundercunt on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ibisevicz throws out a loose jab but Thundercunt uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Ibisevicz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Thundercunt tries to bum rush Ibisevicz with a series of wild strikes but Ibisevicz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ibisevicz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Ibisevicz takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Ibisevicz misses the shot to the body.
Ibisevicz throws a hook but Thundercunt blocks it.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Draszen Ibisevicz really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's time! Thundercunt's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Ibisevicz misses with a straight left.
Thundercunt misses with a hook
and Ibisevicz counters with a straight right hand.
Ibisevicz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Ibisevicz misses with a right hand
and Thundercunt connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ibisevicz connects with a body shot.
Ibisevicz scores with a shot to the body.
Thundercunt moves out of range as Ibisevicz strikes.
Nice body punch from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thundercunt.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook.
Ibisevicz just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ibisevicz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A jab from Thundercunt misses.
Thundercunt uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Thundercunt tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ibisevicz swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ibisevicz looks to land a combination but Thundercunt avoids it well.
Thundercunt uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Ibisevicz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ibisevicz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ibisevicz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ibisevicz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thundercunt moves away.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Ibisevicz takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Thundercunt misses with a wild body shot.
A countering left hand to the body from Ibisevicz misses.
Nice jab there from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt throws out a powerful jab.
Thundercunt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ibisevicz doesn't seem bothered though.
Ibisevicz pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Thundercunt back to the cage. Ibisevicz follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thundercunt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ibisevicz lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ibisevicz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Thundercunt.
A swing and a miss from Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Ibisevicz's head.
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt lunges at Ibisevicz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ibisevicz's hand.
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
Ibisevicz let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Thundercunt is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A nice side step and Ibisevicz releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Ibisevicz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ibisevicz throws a shot from downtown. Thundercunt moves away and avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Thundercunt throws a poor cross that misses
and Ibisevicz counters with a stiff right hand.
Thundercunt slips under a jab from Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ibisevicz looks to throw the jab but Thundercunt is out of range.
A big right from Ibisevicz misses.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
Thundercunt wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.

Thundercunt fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Ibisevicz, pushing him back against the cage.
Ibisevicz blocking some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ibisevicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ibisevicz blocking some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ibisevicz misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt tries to work over Ibisevicz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ibisevicz is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt lands a nice shot to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz working hard to break the clinch.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Ibisevicz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ibisevicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz wants to break free but Thundercunt has control.
Ibisevicz lands a body punch.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Ibisevicz tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Draszen Ibisevicz dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Thundercunt throws a poor cross that misses
and Thundercunt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Thundercunt is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ibisevicz.

Thundercunt clinches up with Ibisevicz and pushes him back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ibisevicz's elbow.
Ibisevicz wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Ibisevicz back against the cage.
Ibisevicz is trying to break the clinch but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Ibisevicz.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Ibisevicz controls his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ibisevicz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Thundercunt has a couple of punches blocked by Ibisevicz.
Ibisevicz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Thundercunt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Thundercunt tries to throw a body punch but Ibisevicz avoids it by throwing Thundercunt back against the cage.
Thundercunt misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ibisevicz lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Ibisevicz struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Ibisevicz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.

Yormomza Thundercunt's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Thundercunt working aggressively here.

Ibisevicz drops Thundercunt onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Thundercunt is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Thundercunt is rocked!
Thundercunt prevents Ibisevicz from breaking the clinch.
Oh Thundercunt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
Ibisevicz tries to break the clinch but Thundercunt is controlling the position.
A frustrated look appears on Ibisevicz's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Ibisevicz creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Thundercunt with a big uppercut! Thundercunt tries to clinch up but Ibisevicz pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Thundercunt to the mat! Thundercunt covers up and Ibisevicz unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Draszen Ibisevicz!
Draszen Ibisevicz is the new super heavyweight champion!
A victorious Draszen Ibisevicz thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.