PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quaid comes to the cage accompanied by Total Recall. Jones has chosen Ludacris - Get Back as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Quaid
vs
Jones

186 cm
38
260 lbs
41 - 18 - 1

190 cm
33
244 lbs
27 - 14 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Voodoo Nutrition

Conviction
Hellbent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 18 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Douglas Quaid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Jones!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Quaid will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Quaid uses good head movement to avoid it.
Quaid throws a lazy uppercut
and Jones counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Jones looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Jones displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Quaid throws out the jab.
Nice defenses there by Jones.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jones! But no joy.
Jones dips to his left and cracks Quaid with an uppercut!
Quaid avoids the head kick by Jones.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quaid shoots and misses
enabling Jones to counter with a crisp jab.
Quaid throws a nice looking combination but Jones bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Quaid throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jones tries to counter by closing the distance.
Quaid misses the jab.
Jones now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid blocks a head kick by Jones.
Quaid throws a jab but it's blocked by Jones.
Jones wants to counter with a clinch but Quaid pushes him away.
Quaid throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jones sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Quaid keeps the fight on the outside.
Quaid takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Quaid throws a hook but Jones blocks it.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Quaid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Quaid throws a head punch that misses.
Quaid has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Quaid lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Quaid misses with some punches.
Quaid lands a hook that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Quaid dodges an elbow strike from Jones.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Quaid avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
We've been informed that Jones has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Quaid misses with some punches.
Quaid's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid presses Jones against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jones blocks an uppercut.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Quaid.

Jones breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jones lands a nice hook to Quaid's body. Quaid takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Quaid swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Jones throws out a leg kick but Quaid moves out of range and Jones only half commits.
Douglas Quaid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Quaid looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Jones tries to counter with a clinch but Quaid shakes him off and moves away.
Jones scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Jones closes the distance and clinches.
Quaid misses with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Quaid misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jones misses with a body punch.
Jones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jones misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quaid misses with a punch to the body.
Quaid fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Quaid lands with a left to the head.

Quaid manages to break the clinch.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Quaid looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice sprawl there from Jones as Quaid shoots in.
Jones doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Some wild striking there from Jones.
Jones tries to land a leg kick but Quaid saw it coming and moves away.
A swing and a miss from Quaid.
Quaid throws a body shot but no joy.
Jones slips a jab from Quaid.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Quaid moves away.
Quaid is looking to counter punch.
Jones lands a nice leg kick that just misses Quaid's sensitive parts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones throws a leg kick but Quaid sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Quaid on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Jones pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones misses the jab.
Jones goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jones throws a low kick but Quaid moves out of range easily.
Quaid swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Jones misses with a body shot.
Quaid is looking to counter punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Quaid closes the distance and clinches.
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.
Quaid tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Quaid misses with a hook from the clinch.
Quaid lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Jones manages to break the clinch.
Quaid misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jones connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Quaid misses with a wild combination.
Quaid throws an overhand right that lands on Jones's shoulder, as Jones tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Jones dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Quaid gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jones tries to throw a body punch but Quaid avoids it by throwing Jones back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Jones fails to land.
Quaid tries a body shot but Jones blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Quaid.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Quaid looking for a takedown.
Quaid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short right from Jones.
Jones lands with a left to the head.
Jones tries a body shot but Quaid blocks it.
Jones lands a shoulder strike.
Quaid lands a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Quaid pushes Jones back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Jones blocks an uppercut.
Quaid working aggressively here.
Quaid lands a body shot.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Quaid works on Jones's body with a couple of short punches.
Quaid gets through Jones's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Quaid lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jones backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid lands with a short shot to the head.
Quaid swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jones stops a takedown attempt from Quaid.
Quaid tries a body shot but Jones blocks it.
Quaid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Quaid lands with a short shot to the head.
A left hand lands to the body for Quaid.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Quaid takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
A head punch on the inside from Quaid fails to land.
Quaid swings wildly with an uppercut but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Quaid lands with a right to the head.
Jones tries to land knees in the clinch but Quaid avoids the damage to the body.
Jones blocks an uppercut.
Quaid lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Quaid swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones struggles to land a body shot inside as Quaid controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones blocks an uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Quaid is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Quaid blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Quaid misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Jones.
A short left from Jones.
Jones wants to break free but Quaid has control.
Jones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jones lands with a light punch inside.
Quaid misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jones misses with a punch to the body.
Jones blocks an uppercut.
Jones lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Quaid misses with the head strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Quaid managing to block the knees to the body from Jones.
Jones misses with some punches.
Quaid throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Quaid.
Douglas Quaid has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Good body shot from Quaid.

Quaid breaks the clinch.
Jack Jones is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Quaid scores with a hook.
Quaid fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jones displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Quaid throws out the jab.
Jones swinging wildly here.
Quaid lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Quaid.
Quaid avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Quaid cracks Jones with a good jab.
Jones takes one on the button.
Jack Jones seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones looks to land a right hand but Quaid moved out of range.
Quaid feinted with a counter takedown.

Quaid cracks Jones with an uppercut from hell and Jones crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Quaid's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!

Jones is rocked!
Quaid trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones is still in real trouble! Can Quaid finish him?
Quaid controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Quaid trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jones seems to have recovered his senses.
Quaid has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Quaid postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Quaid postures up, still in guard. A huge hammer fist lands that bounces Jones's head off the mat! Jones is out! He's out! Quaid jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Douglas Quaid!
Douglas Quaid was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.