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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douche Canoe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Csaba Gyepes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gyepes is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Metallica - Master of Puppets. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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215 lbs
4 - 1 - 1 |
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216 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Douche Canoe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Csaba Gyepes!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Hugh Johnson and Ben Watson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gyepes walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Canoe closes the distance and clinches up with Gyepes, looking for a takedown. Canoe pushes Gyepes against the cage but Gyepes circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Nice body punch from Gyepes.
Gyepes fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Canoe manages to avoid it.
Canoe attempts a counter takedown but Gyepes avoids it well and moves away.
Nice body punch from Canoe.
Canoe misses with an uppercut
and Gyepes cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
It looks like Douche Canoe has been cut.
Canoe misses with an uppercut
and Gyepes counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Canoe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gyepes.
Canoe drops Gyepes with a beautiful combination! Gyepes stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Canoe is looking for the KO!
Gyepes is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Canoe manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Gyepes on his heels. He'll look to pass Gyepes's guard now, I'm sure.
Gyepes is still in real trouble! Can Canoe finish him?
Canoe makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Gyepes can do anything to dispel that myth.
Canoe seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Canoe postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! Gyepes covers up, he's hurt! Canoe keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Canoe and the ref steps in to end the fight! Canoe can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Douche Canoe!
Douche Canoe was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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