PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Koba Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Derp Wyatt's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Tones on Tail - Go!. The crowd seem to be enjoying Koba Wyatt's choice of entrance music: Channel Zero. Derp Wyatt has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Wyatt
vs
Wyatt

200 cm
26
280 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

190 cm
27
270 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

MayheM sportswear

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Koba Wyatt!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Derp Wyatt throws a right hand that Koba Wyatt ducks under and follows up with a left that Koba Wyatt also avoids with ease.
Derp Wyatt takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Koba Wyatt with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Koba Wyatt throws a jab when Derp Wyatt was well out of range.
Koba Wyatt walks into a left hand.
A swing and a miss from Koba Wyatt.
Koba Wyatt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Derp Wyatt throws a looping overhand right but Koba Wyatt ducks down to avoid it.
Derp Wyatt has been working on his boxing with his coaches at 5 Star Spar Bazaar OFC in the buildup to the fight.
Derp Wyatt swings for the body but Koba Wyatt moves out of range.
Derp Wyatt misses with a wild body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Koba Wyatt! But no joy.
Koba Wyatt misses with a two punch combination.
Derp Wyatt misses with a body shot.
Koba Wyatt avoids the body shot from Derp Wyatt.
Derp Wyatt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Koba Wyatt throws a counter combo.
Derp Wyatt misses with a double jab
and Koba Wyatt counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Derp Wyatt has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Koba Wyatt slips a jab from Derp Wyatt.
Koba Wyatt throws a 1-2 combo that connects squarely on Derp Wyatt's jaw, knocking him onto his back! Koba Wyatt dives in looking to finish as Derp Wyatt flails his arms in a desperate attempt to block Koba Wyatt's strikes! Koba Wyatt is raining down hammerfists and the ref stops it! Derp Wyatt's desperate flailing just didn't constitute intelligent defence. Some people will probably question the ref's decision but Derp Wyatt was definitely hurt and the ref saved him from taking unnecessary punishment. A fighter's safety is paramount in this sport.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Koba Wyatt!
Koba Wyatt decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.