PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Tyroil Smoochie Wallace (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bostar Tyraanicao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyroil Smoochie Wallace is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Smoochie Wallace
vs
Tyraanicao

165 cm
32
148 lbs
27 - 24 - 0

175 cm
27
156 lbs
19 - 12 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sully's Bar & Grill

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyroil Smoochie Wallace!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 1, fighting out of London, Bostar Tyraanicao!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Sam Margolis and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyraanicao scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Smoochie Wallace misses with a head kick.
Tyraanicao swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Smoochie Wallace definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Smoochie Wallace throws a lazy head kick
and Tyraanicao counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Smoochie Wallace throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tyraanicao.
Smoochie Wallace goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Smoochie Wallace dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Tyraanicao. That did some damage!
Tyraanicao avoids the head kick by Smoochie Wallace.
A head kick misses from Smoochie Wallace.
Smoochie Wallace checks a low kick from Tyraanicao.
A slapping body kick lands there for Smoochie Wallace.
Smoochie Wallace throws a sloppy head kick and Tyraanicao moves out of range easily.
Smoochie Wallace misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Smoochie Wallace throws a head kick that misses.
Tyraanicao tries to counter with a clinch but Smoochie Wallace shakes him off and moves away.
Tyraanicao misses with a hook. Smoochie Wallace ducked under it nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tyraanicao throws a good cross that connects.
Tyraanicao lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Tyraanicao connects with a crisp jab.

Smoochie Wallace is rocked!
Smoochie Wallace throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Oh Smoochie Wallace is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tyraanicao closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Smoochie Wallace! Tyraanicao dives in looking to finish! Smoochie Wallace is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bostar Tyraanicao!
Bostar Tyraanicao looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'welcome to the big leagues Marky boy'.