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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Testicular Cancer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neal Steve (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Steve has chosen The Vamps-Wake Up as his entrance music. Neal Steve acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.
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BJJ White Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Testicular Cancer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Neal Steve!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circle momentarily. Cancer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cancer misses with an uppercut.
Cancer jabs at Steve's body.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Steve closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Cancer misses the shot to the body.
A jab lands there for Cancer.
Cancer misses with a looping right.
Steve is looking for the big counter here.
Steve looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cancer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Steve counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cancer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Steve manages to avoid it.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Cancer throws a looping overhand right but Steve ducks down to avoid it.
Cancer swings widly with a right hand
and Cancer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Steve slips under a jab.
A little jabbing left from Steve on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cancer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A jab from Cancer misses.
Cancer lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cancer throws a hook but Steve avoids it easily.
Steve looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Cancer cracks a nice hook into Steve's ribs.
Cancer throws an overhand right that lands on Steve's shoulder, as Steve tries to avoid the shot.
Steve throws out a counter right but Cancer avoids it with no problem.
Donk. Cancer catches Steve right on the button with a cross.
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Steve is out of range.
As Cancer backs off Steve throws a huge counter combo but Cancer manages to avoid it all.
Cancer misses with an uppercut. Steve saw that one coming.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Testicular Cancer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cancer misses with an uppercut. Steve saw that one coming.
Steve swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cancer scores with a sloppy right hand. Steve should have avoided that one.
A punch lands to the side of Steve 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Steve avoids the body shot from Cancer.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Steve is out of range.
Cancer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Steve displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cancer throws out the jab.
Steve avoids the body shot from Cancer.
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Steve is out of range.
Steve has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cancer finds it's way round the side to connect with Steve's head.
Cancer throws a right hand that misses
and Steve counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cancer works the jab nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steve uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Cancer throws a big shot that misses.
A nice side step and Steve releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Cancer throws the left hand but Steve avoids the punch easily.
Cancer connects with a body shot that sends Steve's belly button to the back.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cancer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Steve counters with a left to the body.
Steve doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cancer missing with a left hand there. Steve was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cancer lands with a straight right. Steve didn't see that one coming.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cancer throws a right hand that misses
and Steve counters with a two punch combo.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Cancer. Steve does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice side step and Steve releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Steve uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Steve swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Steve takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Cancer lands a body shot.
Cancer throws a shot from downtown. Steve moves away and avoids it.
Cancer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cancer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cancer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Testicular Cancer dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A telegraphed right hand from Cancer misses the target.
Cancer throws an overhand right that lands on Steve's shoulder, as Steve tries to avoid the shot.
Steve throws out a counter right but Cancer avoids it with no problem.
Cancer scores with a crisp jab that stopped Steve in his tracks.
Cancer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Cancer takes a swing at Steve's ribcage but misses.
Steve moves out of range of the strikes.
Steve appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Cancer lands a nice looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cancer misses with a body shot
and Steve counters with a right hand to the body.
Steve displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cancer throws out the jab.
Cancer throws a lazy uppercut
and Steve makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cancer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cancer throws a sloppy body shot
and Steve counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Steve moves away.
A little jabbing left from Steve on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cancer waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Steve.
Steve appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Cancer jabs Steve right on the nose. Steve blinks but takes it well.
Cancer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Steve needs to keep his hands up - Cancer had a free shot at his head there.
Cancer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Steve counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cancer lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cancer misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cancer digs a good hook to Steve's body.
Steve uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
Steve looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Cancer throws a big shot that misses.
Steve looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cancer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cancer throws a shot from downtown. Steve moves away and avoids it.
Cancer misses with a body shot.
Steve swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cancer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steve.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Steve uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cancer.
Cancer misses with a hook to the body
and Steve counters with a straight right hand.
Cancer swings for the body but Steve moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cancer comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Cancer looks to land a right hand but Steve moved out of range.
Cancer lands a slapping body shot.
Steve takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Steve takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Cancer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Steve counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Cancer misses with a looping right.
Steve is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cancer with a body shot.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Steve might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Cancer has got the better of the exchanges.
A shot to the body from Cancer misses
and Steve counters with a nice uppercut.
Cancer lands an overhand right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Steve takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cancer throws a hook but Steve blocks it.
It seemed like Steve was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer misses with a shot to the body
and Steve counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cancer misses with a hook
and Steve counters with a nice uppercut.
Steve uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cancer.
Steve looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cancer lands a head shot.
Cancer misses with a hook.
Steve throws out a counter right but Cancer avoids it with no problem.
Cancer thuds a left hand into Steve's body.
Cancer lands a jab to the head.
Cancer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Testicular Cancer dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Cancer lands the left hand.
Cancer throws the left hand but Steve avoids the punch easily.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Steve moves away.
It seemed like Steve was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cancer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Steve swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Cancer misses the jab.
Steve lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Cancer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Steve! But no joy.
Steve steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Cancer.
Steve is looking for the big counter here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cancer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Cancer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Steve ducks under a wild hook from Cancer.
As Cancer backs off Steve throws a huge counter combo but Cancer manages to avoid it all.
Cancer scores with a hook to the body. Steve takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Cancer.
Cancer swings for the body but Steve moves out of range.
Steve gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cancer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cancer scores with a body shot.
Cancer looks to throw the jab but Steve is out of range.
Steve is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cancer with a body shot.
Steve uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cancer.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cancer misses with a body punch
letting Steve counter with a right hand.
Neal Steve has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cancer throws a hook but Steve blocks it.
Cancer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Steve moves away.
Steve throws out a counter right but Cancer avoids it with no problem.
Cancer misses with a hook
and Steve counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Testicular Cancer is winning the standup battle so far.
Cancer misses the shot to the body.
Steve now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Steve staying out of range there.
Steve ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cancer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Steve can do to turn this around?
Cancer misses with a lunging right hand
and Steve counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Steve defending well as Cancer loads up on a big left hand.
Cancer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cancer lands a slapping body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steve tries to move into range but Cancer moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Steve is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nice uppercut lands for Cancer. That snapped Steve's head back.
Cancer connects with a body shot that sends Steve's belly button to the back.
Steve takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Testicular Cancer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cancer works Steve's body with a nice hook.
Steve takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cancer lands with a cross.
Steve uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cancer.
A nice side step and Steve releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Cancer misses its intended target.
Cancer scores with the left hand. Steve knows he should have avoided that one.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cancer dips to his left and cracks Steve with an uppercut!
Cancer lands with a hook. Steve tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Cancer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A left lands for Cancer.
Cancer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Steve manages to avoid it.
A little jabbing left from Steve on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Cancer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Steve manages to avoid it.
Cancer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Steve.
Cancer lands a slapping body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Testicular Cancer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cancer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Testicular Cancer!
A relieved looking Testicular Cancer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Neal Steve spoke after the fight, saying 'RIP to me, Fart Master is the best.I respect him his the one. :)'.
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