PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Apollo Creed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by 5 finger death punch: Bad Company. Creed is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by James Brown - Living in America. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

AssKicken
vs
Creed

190 cm
24
215 lbs
7 - 1 - 1

191 cm
23
215 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

MayheM sportswear

Aspire Clothing
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Apollo Creed!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Creed ducks under a wild hook from AssKicken.
AssKicken ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Creed moves away.
Creed thows a left - swing and a miss!
A big right from AssKicken misses.
A leg kick checked by AssKicken.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Creed throws a hook but AssKicken blocks it.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Creed shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
AssKicken walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Creed checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Creed looks like he wants to counter punch here.
AssKicken connects with a looping right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken throws a jab but it's blocked by Creed.
AssKicken lands a jab to Creed's midsection.
AssKicken lands with an uppercut that bounces Creed off the cage and back into range.
Creed throws a big shot that misses.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Creed was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from AssKicken misses.
Creed misses with a body kick.
An attempted straight right counter from AssKicken misses the target.
Good shot there by AssKicken.
Creed just misses with a punch to the body.
AssKicken lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Creed at a distance.
Thoreaux AssKicken seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A shot to the liver by AssKicken. Beautiful body shot.
Creed throws the left hand but AssKicken avoids the punch easily.
AssKicken was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Creed misses the shot to the body.
Creed throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

It looks like Thoreaux AssKicken has been cut.
Creed takes one to the side of the head.
Creed defending well as AssKicken loads up on a big left hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Creed. AssKicken does a little dance to reset his feet.
AssKicken tried to counter with a leg kick but Creed avoided it.
AssKicken throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
AssKicken takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Creed moves away.
AssKicken misses with a body shot.
Creed was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Creed is looking to land body kicks.
AssKicken throws a hook to the side of Creed's head but Creed sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Creed! But no joy.
Creed throws a series of punches but AssKicken moves out of range.
Creed lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Creed throws a right hand that AssKicken ducks under and follows up with a left that AssKicken also avoids with ease.
AssKicken throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Creed throws a leg kick that misses.
AssKicken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Creed was well out of range. Poor timing from AssKicken.
Creed lands a jab to the nose.
AssKicken throws the left hand but Creed avoids the punch easily.
A little jabbing left from Creed on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
AssKicken changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Creed. Those never looked like landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A slow jab from AssKicken misses its intended target.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
A good leg kick by Creed.
AssKicken misses with a low kick.
Creed throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Creed ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
Creed throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
AssKicken misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Creed.
AssKicken looking to land some kicks to the body here.
AssKicken missing with a left hand there. Creed was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Creed misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from AssKicken.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Creed lands with a shot to the body.
A big left from AssKicken misses.
Creed misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
AssKicken swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Creed counters with a straight right hand.
AssKicken misses with a hook
and Creed counters with an inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Creed looks to land a combination but AssKicken avoids it well.
AssKicken misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Creed connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Creed ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
Creed is looking to land body kicks.
Creed lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

AssKicken is rocked!
AssKicken doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
AssKicken is breathing heavily.
AssKicken tries to get into range but Creed steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops AssKicken! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Creed scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Apollo Creed!
Apollo Creed really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Urban Fighter logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.