PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lee Streetz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Swollen Piss Bladder (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Streetz
vs
Piss Bladder

180 cm
25
160 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

178 cm
18
158 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lee Streetz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Swollen Piss Bladder!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Piss Bladder fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Streetz on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Streetz tries to clinch there but Piss Bladder circles away.
Piss Bladder connects with a crisp jab.
Streetz looks to clinch
and Piss Bladder counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Streetz takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Piss Bladder scores with a shot to the body.
Streetz tries a head kick but it misses.
Streetz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Streetz shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Piss Bladder defends it nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Streetz gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Streetz is pushing Piss Bladder up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Streetz is trying to pull guard but Piss Bladder has him pressed against the cage.

Piss Bladder escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Piss Bladder lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.

Streetz is rocked!
Streetz lands with a nice combination. Piss Bladder backs away looking to recover.
Streetz looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Streetz shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Piss Bladder manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Piss Bladder is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Streetz wants to control from the top but Piss Bladder keeps moving.
Streetz postures up in Piss Bladder's guard and throws a big left but Piss Bladder blocks it.
Streetz stopping the sweep attempt from Piss Bladder.
Piss Bladder is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Piss Bladder utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Piss Bladder pulls Streetz in close to prevent any damage.
Piss Bladder preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Piss Bladder utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Streetz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Streetz is stalling in the full guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Piss Bladder lands with a shot to the body.
Piss Bladder smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Piss Bladder tests Streetz's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Piss Bladder bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Streetz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Oh Streetz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Donk. Piss Bladder catches Streetz right on the button with a cross.
Piss Bladder is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Streetz had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Piss Bladder ducks under a wild hook from Streetz.
Piss Bladder uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Streetz has time to react.
Piss Bladder lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Streetz falls backwards - clearly groggy! Piss Bladder dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Swollen Piss Bladder!
Swollen Piss Bladder seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Lee Streetz had this to say: 'i'll be back stronger next time so keep an eye out for me'.