PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rami Astalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ted Getstoned (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Astalo's entrance music is Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff. A fine choice. Getstoned has chosen The Game and Skrillex-El Chapo as his entrance music. The key to victory for Rami Astalo has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Astalo
vs
Getstoned

168 cm
22
145 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

150 cm
28
155 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Rami Astalo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ted Getstoned!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Getstoned.
Astalo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Getstoned shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Astalo as he jumps to the side.
Getstoned tries to score a power double leg takedown but Astalo sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Getstoned somewhat.
Rami Astalo has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ted Getstoned.
Astalo connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
We've been told by Astalo's head coaches at Malmi Aitta that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Getstoned on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Astalo misses with a shot to the body
and Getstoned counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Astalo throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Nice uppercut there from Astalo.
Getstoned is looking to clinch.
Astalo goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Getstoned chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Astalo can pounce on him.
Astalo moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Getstoned shoots for a double leg takedown but Astalo sprawls well. He's pushed Getstoned's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Astalo lands with a nice body punch.
Nice takedown defense from Astalo. No joy for Getstoned on that attempt.
Getstoned tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Astalo was well out of range. Poor timing from Getstoned.

Getstoned gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Astalo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Astalo misses with a hook to the ribs.

Getstoned escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Astalo scores with a jab to the jaw.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Astalo - that will leave a mark!
Astalo lunges at Getstoned with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Getstoned's hand.

Getstoned is rocked!
Getstoned ducks into an uppercut from Astalo and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rami Astalo!
A victorious Rami Astalo thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.