PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mac Mooseheads (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Mooseheads
vs
Ferguson

150 cm
37
147 lbs
30 - 16 - 2

168 cm
28
158 lbs
15 - 10 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 16 - 2, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mac Mooseheads!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Aleksandr Martynov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mooseheads misses with a head kick.
Mooseheads has been working on his boxing with his coaches at VenDetta GYM in the buildup to the fight.
Mooseheads blocks a head kick by Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Mooseheads moves out of range easily.
Ferguson tries to move into range but Mooseheads moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Ferguson tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Mooseheads is able to avoid easily.
Ferguson misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mooseheads shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Ferguson as he jumps to the side.
Ferguson drops his hands momentarily and Mooseheads takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Ferguson throws a body punch but Mooseheads moves out of range.
Mooseheads drops down looking for a counter takedown but Ferguson sprawls and moves away.
Mooseheads fails with a takedown attempt.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Ferguson! But no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Ferguson throws a leg kick

and Mooseheads counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Ferguson!
This has been an exciting period of action!

Mooseheads is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Ferguson is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Mooseheads in the domination position with Ferguson hanging on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson pushes Mooseheads away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Mooseheads gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Ferguson is not content to let Mooseheads control the position.
Mooseheads landing a few strikes.
Mooseheads sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Ferguson is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Mooseheads wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Ferguson, who protects the arm well.
Ferguson tries to bench press Mooseheads off him but Mooseheads keeps the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Mooseheads working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.

Mooseheads goes for an armbar! This could be all over! Wait, no, Ferguson rolls with the submission and now he's on top in Mooseheads's guard! Nice work there by Ferguson!
Mooseheads looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Mooseheads is working hard here to advance position.
Mooseheads might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Mooseheads controls Ferguson momentarily but Ferguson frees himself.
Mooseheads is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.

Mooseheads looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Ferguson passes into side control.
Ferguson gets to mount! Mooseheads was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mooseheads can't escape the position.
Mooseheads wants to control but Ferguson is having none of it.
Mooseheads tries to get back to half guard but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mooseheads slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Mooseheads works his way to full guard. Good work.
Ferguson stays in close to Mooseheads's body and controls the position.
Mooseheads is trying to control the position but Ferguson postures up.
Ferguson wants to stand but Mooseheads has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Mooseheads tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Mooseheads is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Ferguson is aware though and is defending well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Mooseheads is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Mooseheads looking for subs off his back but Ferguson has passed one foot through into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Turd Ferguson will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Mooseheads looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A countering left hand to the body from Ferguson misses.
Mooseheads throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ferguson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mooseheads scores with a body shot.
Ferguson lands with a thumping leg kick.
Mooseheads throws a body punch but Ferguson moves out of range.
A punch combination from Mooseheads misses.
Mooseheads scores with a nice head shot.
Mooseheads looks to score with a jab to the body but Ferguson is just out of range.
Ferguson throws a fast counter high kick but Mooseheads manages to duck under it in time.
Mooseheads misses with a lunging right hand
and Ferguson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Ferguson ducks under a wild hook from Mooseheads.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mooseheads looks to score with a jab to the body but Ferguson is just out of range.
Mooseheads is looking to chop away at Ferguson's legs.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mooseheads will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson slips a straight right by Mooseheads.
A slapping body kick lands there for Mooseheads.
Ferguson throws a nice looking combination but Mooseheads bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ferguson plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Mooseheads moves out of range as Ferguson strikes.
Mooseheads misses the body punch
and Ferguson counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Donk. Mooseheads catches Ferguson right on the button with a cross.
Mooseheads tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
And Ferguson responds with a good body kick, but Mooseheads manages to step out the way in time.
Mooseheads avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Ferguson throws out a powerful jab.
Mooseheads fails with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mac Mooseheads. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mooseheads looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Nice sprawl there from Ferguson as Mooseheads shoots in.
A nice combination there by Ferguson.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ferguson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mooseheads.
Mooseheads avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Mooseheads drops down looking for a counter takedown but Ferguson sprawls and moves away.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mooseheads throws a shot from downtown. Ferguson moves away and avoids it.
Ferguson doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Ferguson slips a jab and a cross from Mooseheads.
Mooseheads backing away here, and Ferguson unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Ferguson throws a head kick but Mooseheads moves out of range.
Mooseheads tries a head kick but it misses.
Ferguson throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Mooseheads.
Turd Ferguson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mooseheads misses with a takedown attempt - Ferguson sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Mooseheads shoots for a double leg takedown but Ferguson sprawls well. He's pushed Mooseheads's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nice sprawl there from Ferguson as Mooseheads shoots in.
Ferguson displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Mooseheads.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mooseheads shoots in for a double leg but Ferguson sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Mooseheads tries a head kick but it misses.
Ferguson lands a leg kick that knocks Mooseheads off balance momentarily.
Mooseheads staying out of range there.
Ferguson lands a leg kick that knocks Mooseheads off balance momentarily.
Mac Mooseheads seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ferguson lands a head kick. Mooseheads smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A head kick misses from Ferguson.
Mooseheads moves away from the strike by Ferguson.
Ferguson thumps Mooseheads with a low kick.

Mooseheads shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Mooseheads showed some decent athleticism there.

Ferguson kicks Mooseheads off and gets back to his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mooseheads closes this distance looking for a takedown but Ferguson circles away.
A nice side step and Ferguson releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson lands a nice looking body shot.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ferguson lands with a shot to the body.

Ferguson gets caught napping as Mooseheads dives in and scores a takedown. Ferguson manages to retain guard.
Mooseheads trying to control but Ferguson is working from the bottom.
Mooseheads pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Ferguson is keeping the position for now.
Mooseheads wants to control from the top but Ferguson keeps moving.
Ferguson wants to stand but Mooseheads is controlling the position.
Mooseheads throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ferguson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Turd Ferguson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Ferguson throws a head kick but Mooseheads moves out of range.
Ferguson blocks a head kick by Mooseheads.
Mooseheads swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mooseheads connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Ferguson pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ferguson, as that shot connected.
A slow jab from Mooseheads misses its intended target.
Ferguson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Ferguson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Mooseheads finds it's way round the side to connect with Ferguson's head.
Mooseheads ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mooseheads takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mooseheads will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Ferguson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head kick misses from Mooseheads.
Ferguson throws a big counter head kick but Mooseheads avoids it with no problem.
Ferguson misses the body punch

and Mooseheads decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Ferguson's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mooseheads trying to control but Ferguson is working from the bottom.
Ferguson looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mooseheads passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Mooseheads tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Mooseheads has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The strikes coming from Mooseheads are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Mooseheads trying to control the position but Ferguson is working away.

Mooseheads wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Ferguson, who protects the arm well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Mooseheads wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ferguson keeps working.
Mooseheads happy to just control the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ferguson is trying to control Mooseheads's posture but Mooseheads avoids it.
Ferguson defending against the ground and pound.
Mooseheads working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Ferguson throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
Mac Mooseheads overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson is trying to control Mooseheads's posture but Mooseheads avoids it.
Ferguson is looking for a sweep.
Ferguson on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Ferguson is not content to let Mooseheads control the position.

Mooseheads goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Ferguson has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Mooseheads but great work by Ferguson.
Mooseheads tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Mooseheads can't do much from the bottom here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mooseheads is looking to reverse the position.
Ferguson tries to advance to mount but Mooseheads denies him.

Ferguson stands up and we're back to a striking position.

Mooseheads fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Ferguson to the ground. Mooseheads is now in Ferguson's guard.
Mac Mooseheads has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mooseheads stops Ferguson from standing up.
Mooseheads with a flurry of punches that miss.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mooseheads throws a big elbow that misses.
Ferguson is looking to stand up but Mooseheads isn't so interested in that idea.
Mooseheads is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mac Mooseheads showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Ferguson has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 28:29
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Turd Ferguson!
After the big win, Turd Ferguson made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors KAISER and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.