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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Adabisi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Falwell might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Don't Stop Believing. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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136 lbs
1 - 83 - 0 |
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38
140 lbs
31 - 11 - 1 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 83 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Simon Adabisi!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Radbod Blank and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell throws a lazy head kick
and Adabisi counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Yahweh Falwell has been cut.
Falwell looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Adabisi connects with a superb combination that knocks Falwell out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Adabisi before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Falwell!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Simon Adabisi!
Yahweh Falwell spoke after the fight, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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