PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tairy The Snuggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lopeared Galute (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Snuggler's entrance music is The Snuggler TV Theme. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Snuggler
vs
Galute

200 cm
27
265 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

197 cm
20
280 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Great low kicks
Cardio machine

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tairy The Snuggler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Lopeared Galute!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Galute comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The Snuggler throws a body kick that misses.
Galute takes a swing at The Snuggler's ribcage but misses.
The Snuggler is looking to land body kicks.
The Snuggler has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Galute finds it's way round the side to connect with The Snuggler's head.

Galute gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The Snuggler has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
The Snuggler misses with an elbow strike.
Galute lands with a right to the head.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Galute throws an elbow but misses.
The Snuggler blocking some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Galute.
Galute goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Snuggler pushes off an throws an elbow but Galute leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
The Snuggler prevents a body shot from Galute.
The Snuggler is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Galute is defending well for now.
Galute pushes The Snuggler back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, The Snuggler just misses with a elbow thrown towards Galute's brow.
The Snuggler blocks a body shot from Galute.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Snuggler tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Galute avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Galute throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Galute lands a shoulder strike.
Galute managing to block the knees to the body from The Snuggler.
Galute has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. The Snuggler seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Galute can turn it around.
Galute lands a right hand.
Galute lands with a light punch inside.
The Snuggler connects with a knee to the head.
Galute blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The Snuggler prevents a body shot from Galute.
Galute misses with a body punch.
The Snuggler pushes off an throws an elbow but Galute leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Galute throws an elbow that misses.
The Snuggler taking a breather.
A short uppercut from Galute.

The Snuggler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Galute fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Galute wants to clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Snuggler moves away from the strike by Galute.
The Snuggler throws a sloppy head kick and Galute moves out of range easily.
Galute tries to counter by closing the distance.
Galute ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Snuggler moves away.
The Snuggler was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A big right from The Snuggler misses.
The Snuggler moves out of range of the strikes.
Galute scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The Snuggler lands a nice looking kick to the body. Galute takes a step back to recover.

Galute instigates a clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, The Snuggler just misses with a elbow thrown towards Galute's brow.
Galute makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Galute lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Snuggler backwards.
The Snuggler prevents a body shot from Galute.
A right handed body shot lands from Galute.
The Snuggler is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Galute is defending well for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lopeared Galute dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

The Snuggler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The Snuggler throws a head kick that misses.
Galute moves out of range of the body kick.
Galute has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Snuggler moves into range and connects with a jab.
The Snuggler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Galute closes the distance and pushes The Snuggler back into the ropes.
Galute trying to stall but The Snuggler improves his position.
Galute pushes The Snuggler back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Galute tries to throw a body punch but The Snuggler avoids it by throwing Galute back against the ropes.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Snuggler.
Galute taking a breather.
The Snuggler tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Galute avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Snuggler tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Snuggler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Galute.
Galute lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Snuggler backwards.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Galute creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the ropes, The Snuggler throws an elbow but misses.

The Snuggler breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Nice body kick there by The Snuggler.
Tairy The Snuggler is winning the standup battle so far.

Galute instigates a clinch.
The Snuggler looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Galute avoiding damage as The Snuggler throws knees to the body.
Galute looks to throw an elbow but misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Galute.
The Snuggler tries to circle away but Galute has him pinned against the ropes.
Galute misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Snuggler misses with a knee strike.
Good body shot from Galute.
Galute presses The Snuggler against the ropes and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Galute wants to stall.
Galute makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Snuggler tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Galute avoids it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Galute.
Galute lands a left hand.
Galute managing to block the knees to the body from The Snuggler.
Galute swings wildly with an uppercut but The Snuggler uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Snuggler trying to land knees to the body.
Galute tries a body shot but The Snuggler blocks it.
Galute lands with a short shot to the head.
Galute lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Snuggler takes an elbow to the forehead.
The Snuggler misses with an elbow over the top.
Galute tries to throw a body punch but The Snuggler avoids it by throwing Galute back against the ropes.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Galute throws an elbow but misses.
Galute misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lopeared Galute showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! The Snuggler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Galute moves out of range of the body kick from The Snuggler.
Galute throws a jab but it's blocked by The Snuggler.
The Snuggler lands a head kick. Galute smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Galute tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Snuggler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Snuggler lands a head kick!
Galute slips under a jab from The Snuggler.
Galute takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The Snuggler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The Snuggler throws a lazy right hand but Galute sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Galute swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Snuggler.
Galute throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Galute fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Galute closes the distance and catches The Snuggler with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! The Snuggler is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and The Snuggler is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! The Snuggler is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Galute takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Lopeared Galute!
A very excited looking Lopeared Galute made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Tairy The Snuggler had this to say: 'i AM the snuggler'.