PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Papito Anastasio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnson Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson Cock told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Anastasio
vs
Cock

189 cm
18
207 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

189 cm
18
219 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

Brawler
Heavy handed

Venom Combat Sports

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Papito Anastasio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Johnson Cock!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cock moves into the clinch successfully.
Anastasio definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Cock creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Anastasio.
Anastasio blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Anastasio prevents a body shot from Cock.
Cock working aggressively here.
Cock lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cock lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Anastasio fails to land.
Anastasio doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Anastasio misses with a punch to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cock.
Cock lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
A head punch on the inside from Anastasio fails to land.
Anastasio misses with some punches.
Anastasio tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cock's elbow.

Anastasio escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab by Cock.
Cock pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anastasio moves in looking to clinch but Cock pushes him off.
Cock jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Donk. Anastasio catches Cock right on the button with a cross.

It looks like Johnson Cock has been cut.
Cock throws a big shot that misses.
Anastasio catches Cock with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Cock connects with a body shot that sends Anastasio's belly button to the back.
Anastasio wants to clinch up but Cock keeps it at a distance.
Johnson Cock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight stays on the outside here - Anastasio looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Anastasio slips a jab from Cock.
Cock misses with a hook
and Anastasio counters with a big right hand that sends Cock crashing to the mat! He's very wobbly - can he beat the count?! 5,6,7,8... he's up! No, he's down again! 9,10! He's done! The referee calls an end to the bout - Anastasio takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Papito Anastasio!