PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tairy The Snuggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Bobby (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Snuggler comes into the arena with The Snuggler TV Theme blaring out of the sound system. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

The Snuggler
vs
Bobby

200 cm
27
265 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

205 cm
20
280 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Great low kicks
Cardio machine

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tairy The Snuggler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Big Bobby!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bobby needs to keep his hands up - The Snuggler had a free shot at his head there.
The Snuggler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bobby moves away.
The Snuggler moves out of range of the strikes.
Bobby throws a body punch but The Snuggler moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Snuggler. That's going to slow Bobby down.
The Snuggler goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bobby throws a hook to the side of The Snuggler's head but The Snuggler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tairy The Snuggler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bobby throws an overhand right that lands on The Snuggler's shoulder, as The Snuggler tries to avoid the shot.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from The Snuggler - that will leave a mark!
Nice body punch from The Snuggler.
The Snuggler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bobby manages to avoid it.
Bobby lands a body shot.
The Snuggler throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The Snuggler misses with a body punch
and Bobby connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Snuggler misses with a head kick.
The Snuggler has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Bobby misses with a wild body shot.
Nice straight punches there by Bobby. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bobby.
Bobby just misses with a punch to the body.
The Snuggler is looking to counter the offense by Bobby and move into the clinch.
Bobby takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Bobby looks to score with a jab to the body but The Snuggler is just out of range.
We've been informed that Bobby has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
The Snuggler misses with a double jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Snuggler. That's going to slow Bobby down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bobby blocks a head kick by The Snuggler.
The Snuggler showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Bobby.
Bobby throws a big shot that misses.
Bobby blocks a low kick nicely.
A jab from Bobby misses.
The Snuggler is looking to land body kicks.
The Snuggler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bobby moves away.
Nice body punch from The Snuggler.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from The Snuggler.
Bobby jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Snuggler throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The Snuggler throws a sloppy head kick and Bobby moves out of range easily.
Bobby looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The Snuggler misses with a body kick.
The Snuggler looks to score with a jab to the body but Bobby is just out of range.
Bobby scores with the left hand. The Snuggler knows he should have avoided that one.
Bobby misses with a few strikes there.
Bobby blocks a head kick by The Snuggler.
The Snuggler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The Snuggler is looking to wear down Bobby with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Snuggler keeps Bobby at a distance using the push kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Snuggler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bobby was well out of range. Poor timing from The Snuggler.
A little jabbing left from Bobby on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The Snuggler throws a leg kick which misses Bobby's front leg but catches the back leg as Bobby tries to avoid it.
Bobby looks to land a right hand but The Snuggler moved out of range.
The Snuggler tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Bobby manages to circle out of the way.
The Snuggler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bobby moves away.
The Snuggler throws a nice head kick!
The Snuggler slips under a jab from Bobby.
The Snuggler fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The Snuggler lands with a thumping leg kick.
The Snuggler will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
The Snuggler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bobby was well out of range. Poor timing from The Snuggler.
Bobby chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The Snuggler can pounce on him.
The Snuggler throws a head kick that misses.
The Snuggler tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bobby was well out of range. Poor timing from The Snuggler.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Snuggler avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bobby misses with a hook. The Snuggler ducked under it nicely.
The Snuggler throws a head kick but Bobby moves out of range.
Bobby moves out of range of the body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tairy The Snuggler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

The Snuggler fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bobby.
The Snuggler tries a head kick but it misses.
Bobby lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Tairy The Snuggler has been cut.
The Snuggler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bobby.
The Snuggler is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Bobby.
The Snuggler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Snuggler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bobby misses with a looping right.
Bobby lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Bobby crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from The Snuggler - the referee stops the clock and Bobby gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says The Snuggler. Bobby manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The Snuggler throws a nice head kick!
The Snuggler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bobby moves away.
The Snuggler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bobby can do to turn this around?
The Snuggler shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Bobby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Snuggler.
The Snuggler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Snuggler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Snuggler throws a low kick but it's checked well by Bobby.
The Snuggler fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bobby is out of range.
Bobby misses with a hook. The Snuggler ducked under it nicely.
The Snuggler lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The Snuggler throws a body punch but Bobby moves out of range.
Bobby throws out a counter right but The Snuggler avoids it with no problem.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bobby connects with a body shot that sends The Snuggler's belly button to the back.
The Snuggler misses the shot to the body.
Bobby keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Snuggler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bobby unleashes a big counter combination but The Snuggler bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bobby checks a low kick from The Snuggler.
The Snuggler lets loose with a powerful body kick. Bobby will feel that in the morning.
Bobby misses with an uppercut. The Snuggler saw that one coming.
Bobby listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
The Snuggler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Bobby connects with a looping right hand.
Bobby avoids the head kick by The Snuggler.
Bobby throws out a counter right but The Snuggler avoids it with no problem.
Bobby lands a right hook to the body.
Bobby's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Bobby tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Snuggler was well out of range. Poor timing from Bobby.
The Snuggler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bobby looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bobby loads up on a big right hand but The Snuggler slips the punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Snuggler misses with an attempted mid kick.
Bobby moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The Snuggler goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Snuggler bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The Snuggler lands a nice shot to the body.
The Snuggler staying out of range there.
Bobby throws a jab when The Snuggler was well out of range.
Bobby waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Snuggler.
Bobby misses with a straight right.
The Snuggler throws a head kick but Bobby moves out of range.
Bobby throws a jab when The Snuggler was well out of range.
The crowd cheers as Bobby lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Snuggler doesn't seem phased though.
Bobby dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bobby!
The Snuggler throws a nice head kick!
The Snuggler lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Snuggler throws an off balance right hand
and Bobby makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Tairy The Snuggler is winning the standup battle so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bobby keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Snuggler.
The Snuggler tries to land a front kick but Bobby steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Despite the aggression on Bobby's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
The Snuggler takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The Snuggler throws a lazy body kick
and The Snuggler takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

The Snuggler is rocked!
Bobby connects with a crushing straight, right on the bridge of The Snuggler's nose, sending him crumpling to the mat! That's really rocked The Snuggler - is he going to beat the count??? 4,5,6,7,8,9.....10 - he's not made it - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Big Bobby!
The defeated Tairy The Snuggler had this to say: 'i AM the snuggler'.