PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Michaels (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Vagina Coastguard. Michaels has chosen Gimme Shelter as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Army
vs
Michaels

189 cm
29
200 lbs
24 - 12 - 0

187 cm
43
212 lbs
27 - 24 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Karl Michaels!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Dean Styles and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Michaels takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Karl Michaels has been cut.
Karl Michaels seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Left hook, right uppercut from Michaels.
Army throws a body shot but no joy.
Army throws a jab but it's blocked by Michaels.
Army gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Nice defenses there by Army.
Michaels takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Army drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A shot to the liver by Michaels. Beautiful body shot.
Michaels tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Michaels misses with a looping right.
Some bone on bone action there as Army checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Army ducks under a wild hook from Michaels.
Michaels scores with a nice head shot.
Michaels's coach down at Bi-Polar Asylum LV's #1 Public Training Center was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Michaels's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Army throws a push kick but Michaels slaps the foot to one side.
A good leg kick by Michaels.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Army throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Michaels sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Michaels just misses with a punch to the body.
Michaels moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Army misses with a kick to the body
enabling Michaels to counter with a crisp jab.
Michaels throws a lazy head kick
and Army counters with a nice leg kick.
Army scores with a kick to the body.
Michaels takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Michaels looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Army scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Army moves into range and clinches up with Michaels.
Michaels is looking to break free of the clinch but Army has double underhooks.
Michaels misses with a punch on the inside.
Army throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Michaels lands a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Michaels tries to circle away but Army has him pinned against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Michaels blocks an uppercut.
Michaels trying to land knees to the body.
Army misses with a hook from the clinch.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Michaels lands a shoulder strike.

Army's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Army moves out of range of the body kick.
Michaels misses with a two punch combination.
It looked like Army wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Michaels fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Army throws a push kick but Michaels slaps the foot to one side.
It seemed like Michaels was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Michaels loads up on a big right hand but Army slips the punch.
Michaels lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nice uppercut lands for Michaels. That snapped Army's head back.
Army connects with the punch.
Army blocks a low kick nicely.

Army has closed the distance and engaged Michaels in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Michaels is trying to break the clinch but Army is controlling him.
Army lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Michaels blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Michaels breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Michaels throws a chopping leg kick but Army manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Michaels misses with a hook. Army ducked under it nicely.
Michaels moves out of range of the strikes.
Army thumps Michaels with a low kick.
Michaels takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Army feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Michaelss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Michaels misses with a looping left.
Army keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Michaels takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Michaels ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army ducks under a wild hook from Michaels.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Michaels rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Army moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Michaels scores with a jab to the head.
Michaels scores with a jab. Army acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Michaels moves out of range as Army throws a body kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Michaels. That's going to slow Army down.
Michaels looks to land a left hand but Army moved out of range nicely.
Army throws the left hand but Michaels avoids the punch easily.
Army works Michaels's body with a nice hook.
The crowd cheers as Michaels lands an impressive looking overhand right. Army doesn't seem phased though.
It looks like Army has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Michaels throws a combination that misses
and Army connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Army tries a head kick but it misses.
Michaels avoids the head kick by Army.
Army scores with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Karl Michaels will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Karl Michaels's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Michaels misses with a looping right.
Michaels throws a right hand that Army ducks under and follows up with a left that Army also avoids with ease.
Michaels changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Michaels sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Michaels takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Michaels takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Michaels lands with a thumping leg kick.
A decent looking cross lands there for Army.
Michaels misses with a kick to the body
and Army counters with a stiff right hand.

Michaels is rocked!
Michaels misses with a body punch
and Army counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Army!
Dick Army thanked the fans post fight for their support.