PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Bull (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Macaulay Culkin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bull comes into the arena with Rage blaring out of the sound system. Culkin has chosen Already Dead as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Clubber Bull could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Macaulay Culkin's chin.

Bull
vs
Culkin

182 cm
27
170 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

182 cm
23
175 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Very quick

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Clubber Bull!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Macaulay Culkin!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Trevor Gratis and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bull is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Culkin's half guard.
Bull takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Culkin keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bull is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Bull lands strikes from half guard.
Culkin is controlling Bull's trapped leg to prevent Bull from advancing to side control.
Bull missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bull slips a nice elbow through Culkin's hands, connecting with Culkin's forehead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bull lands with a punch from half guard.
Bull is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Bull missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bull lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Culkin looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Culkin looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Culkin is doing well to control the position and prevent Bull from advancing to side control.
Culkin is trying to stand up here but Bull is controlling him well.
Bull lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Bull has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Bull prevents Culkin from improving his position.
Bull thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Culkin's head.
Culkin wants to improve his position but Bull is controlling well.
Bull is nestled in close to Culkin, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Bull winds up and cracks Culkin with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Bull tries to pass to full mount but Culkin defends it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bull working over Culkin with some ground and pound. Culkin looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

Culkin looking for submissions off his back.
Culkin works his way to full guard. Good work.
Culkin looking to control.
Culkin wants to sweep here but Bull controlling him for the moment.
Bull scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bull is looking to work some ground and pound but Culkin has wrist control.
Bull throwing strikes but missing.
Bull postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bull working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Bull is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

Culkin is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bull got a little sloppy there for a moment and Culkin has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Bull has managed to get both his arms back between Culkin's legs - danger averted.
Culkin is still in real trouble! Can Bull finish him?
Bull lands a couple of digs.
Bull landing some decent shots from guard.
Bull is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Bull scoring with some ground and pound.
Bull working some strikes from top position.

Culkin is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Bull defends well.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bull accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Culkin seems to have recovered his senses.
Bull is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bull with a nice head shot there.
Culkin looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Bull won't allow Culkin to get back to his feet.
Bull missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Bull passes into half guard.
Bull winds up and cracks Culkin with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Bull winds up and cracks Culkin with a swinging punch to the side of the head.

Culkin kicks Bull off and gets back to his feet.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circle momentarily. Culkin darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bull ducks right into an uppercut from Culkin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clubber Bull dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Culkin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bull is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Culkin can do to turn this around?
Culkin connects with a right hand. Bull shakes it off.
Bull takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Culkin's jab looks to have found its range, popping Bull under the eye.
Culkin shoots in but no luck this time.
Culkin pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bull back to the cage. Culkin follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Culkin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A swing and a miss from Culkin.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bull tries for a takedown but Culkin circles away easily
and Culkin counters with a right hand to the body.
Bull moves out of range as Culkin strikes.
Bull was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Culkin throws a body shot but no joy.
Culkin throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Culkin scores with a nice head shot.

Bull darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Culkin looks like he's trying to stand up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Culkin manages to get to full guard.
Culkin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bull.
Bull in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bull scoring with some ground and pound.
Bull cracks Culkin with a solid left hand.
Bull throws a big elbow that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bull lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Culkin throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Culkin looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bull lands a couple of digs.
Bull is working Culkin over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Bull scoring with punches to the head and body.
Culkin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bull.
Culkin has momentary wrist control but Bull slips an elbow through the middle.
Bull is looking to work some ground and pound but Culkin has wrist control.
Bull cracks Culkin with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bull lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bull scoring with some ground and pound.
Culkin working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Bull.
Culkin looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bull in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Bull lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bull landing with the ground and pound.
Bull throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Bull postures up.
Culkin wants to stand up but Bull is controlling him.
Bull lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Bull makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Bull loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bull accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bull distracts Culkin with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Bull throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Culkin works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bull postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bull throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Culkin works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Clubber Bull will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Bull ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Culkin with a poor takedown
and Bull counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bull looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bull.
Culkin misses with an uppercut. Bull saw that one coming.
It looked like Bull wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Bull shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Culkin as he jumps to the side.
Culkin throws a nice looking combination but Bull bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bull was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Macaulay Culkin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bull shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Clubber Bull. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Culkin lands a two punch combo.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bull ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Culkin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bull looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Culkin is fending him off so far but Bull persists. Nope, Culkin circles away and we're back to standing.
Bull takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bull shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Culkin but Culkin pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Macaulay Culkin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Culkin misses with a series of wild punches.
Clubber Bull is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bull uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Culkin.
It looked like Bull wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Culkin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
An attempted straight right counter from Bull misses the target.
Culkin throws a hook to the side of Bull's head but Bull sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bull shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Culkin counters with a series of strikes. Bull will be more careful next time no doubt.

Bull shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Culkin napping and manages to drive through into side control!

Culkin explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
Macaulay Culkin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Culkin throws a series of punches but Bull avoids them all with ease.
Culkin misses with an uppercut. Bull saw that one coming.
Bull is looking to counter punch.
Culkin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bull is looking to counter punch.
Culkin lands with a straight right. Bull didn't see that one coming.
Culkin misses with a two punch combination.
Bull swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bull shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Culkin as he jumps to the side.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Culkin misses the shot to the body.
Bull dives in and grabs Culkin's left leg, looking for a takedown. Culkin pushes down on Bull's head and hops out.
A nice side step and Culkin releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Culkin throws a lazy right hand but Bull sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Culkin throws a wild body kick that Bull sees coming a mile off.
Culkin connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bull momentarily.
Bull defending well as Culkin loads up on a big left hand.
Macaulay Culkin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bull shoots in but Culkin avoids the takedown attempt easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Macaulay Culkin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bull has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 29:28
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:28
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clubber Bull!
A less than humble Clubber Bull misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.