PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Abraxas J Hardpickle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boobie Miles Iii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Hardpickle might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Get Schwifty. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

J Hardpickle
vs
Miles Iii

190 cm
21
235 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

198 cm
30
240 lbs
10 - 4 - 2

Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Abraxas J Hardpickle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 2, fighting out of London, Boobie Miles Iii!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hardpickle bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Miles Iii's head backwards.
Hardpickle misses with a wild body shot.
Miles Iii now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
No joy there for Miles Iii, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hardpickle is looking to counter punch.
Miles Iii throws a nice head kick!
Hardpickle looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hardpickle ducks right into an uppercut from Miles Iii.
Danga de danga de dang - Hardpickle scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Boobie Miles Iii has been cut.
Miles Iii steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hardpickle.
Nice defenses there by Hardpickle.
Miles Iii scores with a decent looking hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Miles Iii gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Hardpickle wants to clinch.
Hardpickle swings for the body but Miles Iii moves out of range.
Miles Iii throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hardpickle counters with a right hand to the body.
Miles Iii misses with a body shot.
Hardpickle jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardpickle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Miles Iii throws a jab when Hardpickle was well out of range.
Hardpickle lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hardpickle throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hardpickle fails to land with a series of punches.
Hardpickle misses the shot to the body.
Miles Iii takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Hardpickle misses with a body shot
and Hardpickle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hardpickle avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hardpickle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Miles Iii was well out of range. Poor timing from Hardpickle.
Some wild striking there from Hardpickle.
Hardpickle misses with a jab to the body
and Miles Iii counters with a straight right hand.
Miles Iii jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hardpickle drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hardpickle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Miles Iii manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hardpickle just misses with a punch to the body.
Miles Iii swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hardpickle lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Miles Iii circles away quickly and effectively.
A little jabbing left from Miles Iii on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Hardpickle misses with a wild body shot.
Miles Iii swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hardpickle.
A shot to the liver by Hardpickle. Beautiful body shot.
Abraxas J Hardpickle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hardpickle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It seemed like Miles Iii was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Good standup being displayed there by Miles Iii as he connects with a hook.
Miles Iii might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Hardpickle bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Miles Iii misses with a hook. Hardpickle ducked under it nicely.
Miles Iii throws a lazy right hand but Hardpickle sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Miles Iii throws a jab when Hardpickle was well out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hardpickle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Miles Iii.
Hardpickle changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Hardpickle throws a head kick but Miles Iii moves out of range.
Miles Iii doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Abraxas J Hardpickle will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Boobie Miles Iii's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Hardpickle misses with a hook. Miles Iii ducked under it nicely.
Hardpickle closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Miles Iii loads up on a big right hand but Hardpickle slips the punch.
Hardpickle steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Miles Iii.
Miles Iii tries to move into range but Hardpickle moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Miles Iii fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Miles Iii looks to throw the jab but Hardpickle is out of range.
Hardpickle swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Miles Iii!
Hardpickle rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Miles Iii moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hardpickle throws a body punch but Miles Iii moves out of range.
Miles Iii throws out a counter right but Hardpickle avoids it with no problem.
Hardpickle avoids a punch combination nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Miles Iii lands a head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardpickle misses with a double jab
and Miles Iii connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Hardpickle is rocked!
Hardpickle tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Miles Iii manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Oh Hardpickle is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hardpickle throws a shot from downtown. Miles Iii moves away and avoids it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Miles Iii! But no joy.
Hardpickle seems to have got his legs back now.
Hardpickle moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Hardpickle avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hardpickle throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Miles Iii ducks under a wild hook from Hardpickle.
Hardpickle scores with a jab to the body.
Miles Iii misses with an uppercut.
Miles Iii jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Miles Iii blocks a head kick by Hardpickle.
Miles Iii takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hardpickle lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Miles Iii circles away quickly and effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hardpickle misses with a wild body shot.
Miles Iii swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hardpickle tries a head kick but it misses.
Miles Iii feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Hardpickles jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hardpickle avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hardpickle smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A decent looking cross lands there for Miles Iii.
Miles Iii throws a lazy uppercut
and Miles Iii takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hardpickle is looking to wear down Miles Iii with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Hardpickle tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Miles Iii looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Miles Iii ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Miles Iii scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hardpickle in his tracks.
Hardpickle loads up on a big right hand but Miles Iii slips the punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hardpickle missing with a left hand there. Miles Iii was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Miles Iii defending well as Hardpickle loads up on a big left hand.
Abraxas J Hardpickle is winning the standup battle so far.
Miles Iii lands a slapping body shot.
Miles Iii ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Abraxas J Hardpickle will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Boobie Miles Iii's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Miles Iii punishes Hardpickle's body with a nice straight punch.
Miles Iii lands a leg kick that knocks Hardpickle off balance momentarily.
Miles Iii avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Miles Iii swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Hardpickle gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Miles Iii.
Good shot there by Miles Iii.
Hardpickle throws a lazy head kick
and Miles Iii counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Miles Iii misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hardpickle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Miles Iii throws a jab when Hardpickle was well out of range.
Miles Iii swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hardpickle staying out of range there.
Hardpickle is looking to counter the offense by Miles Iii and move into the clinch.
Hardpickle lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Miles Iii at a distance.
Miles Iii misses with a looping left.
Hardpickle lands a nice hook to Miles Iii's body. Miles Iii takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardpickle misses the shot to the body.
Hardpickle takes a swing at Miles Iii's ribcage but misses.
Miles Iii moves out of range as Hardpickle strikes.
Miles Iii jabs Hardpickle right on the nose. Hardpickle blinks but takes it well.
Miles Iii throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Miles Iii swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hardpickle was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Hardpickle jabs at Miles Iii's body.
Miles Iii showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hardpickle.
Hardpickle moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hardpickle tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Miles Iii was well out of range. Poor timing from Hardpickle.
Hardpickle tries to move into range but Miles Iii moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Hardpickle fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Hardpickle.
Boobie Miles Iii is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab lands there for Hardpickle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Miles Iii waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hardpickle.
Miles Iii misses with an uppercut.
It looked like Hardpickle wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Hardpickle throws a hook but Miles Iii avoids it easily.
Hardpickle misses the shot to the body.
Miles Iii looks to throw the jab but Hardpickle is out of range.
Miles Iii misses with a few strikes there.
Hardpickle jabs Miles Iii to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hardpickle lands a nice looking body shot.
Miles Iii scores with a sloppy right hand. Hardpickle should have avoided that one.
Miles Iii takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Hardpickle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Miles Iii thuds his right hand into Hardpickle's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Boobie Miles Iii just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on Boobie Miles Iii's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

A big left from Miles Iii misses.
Hardpickle checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Miles Iii moves forwards but Hardpickle connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Hardpickle moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Miles Iii throws out a powerful jab.
Hardpickle dips to his left and cracks Miles Iii with an uppercut!
Miles Iii walks into a straight right hand from Hardpickle.
Miles Iii fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A head kick misses from Hardpickle.
Miles Iii misses with a hook.
Miles Iii takes a body punch but keeps moving.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head kick by Hardpickle misses
and Miles Iii counters with a nice uppercut.
Hardpickle swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Miles Iii fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Miles Iii. That snapped Hardpickle's head back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hardpickle loads up on a big right hand but Miles Iii slips the punch.
Hardpickle moves away from the strike by Miles Iii.
Hardpickle misses with a head kick.
A big right from Miles Iii misses.
Sloppy strikes from Hardpickle. Those never looked like landing.
Hardpickle misses with a jab to the body
letting Miles Iii counter with a right hand.
Miles Iii avoids the body shot from Hardpickle.
Miles Iii avoids the body shot from Hardpickle.
Miles Iii appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Miles Iii closes the distance and catches Hardpickle with a lead hook that drops him to the canvas! Hardpickle is clearly dazed and struggling here! 3,4,5,6,7 and Hardpickle is up to his feet but the referee has called it off! Hardpickle is still far too wobbly and he's not going to allow the fight to continue! Miles Iii takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Boobie Miles Iii!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Boobie Miles Iii made sure he mentioned Sully's Bar & Grill, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Abraxas J Hardpickle was interviewed post fight and said 'SURPRISE!'.