PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivan Aure (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dewey Nobrainer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Aure comes to the cage accompanied by Can't be touch-Roy Jones. The crowd seem to be enjoying Nobrainer's choice of entrance music: Pink Floyd- another brick in the wall. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Aure
vs
Nobrainer

184 cm
25
225 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

200 cm
25
255 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ivan Aure!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dewey Nobrainer!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Bart Greer and David Hoff.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nobrainer thumps Aure with a low kick.
Good leg kick by Nobrainer there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Nice defenses there by Aure.

Nobrainer feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Aure sprawling to the canvas! Aure rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Nobrainer finish him?!

Aure is rocked!

It looks like Ivan Aure has been cut.
Nobrainer throws a sloppy head kick and Aure moves out of range easily.
Aure throws a quick counter head kick but Nobrainer was just out of range.
Oh Aure is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Aure shoots in looking for a takedown. Nobrainer tries to sprawl out of it but Aure keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Nobrainer manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Aure seems to have got his legs back now.
Nobrainer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Aure shoots and misses
and Nobrainer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Aure fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Ivan Aure. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Aure fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Aure moves out of range of the strikes.
Aure gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Dewey Nobrainer!
During a confident post fight interview, Dewey Nobrainer thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Ivan Aure spoke after the fight, saying 'ill be back'.