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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douche Canoe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Infamous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Infamous comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sucker For Pain kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Douche Canoe could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Matt Infamous's chin.
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215 lbs
5 - 1 - 1 |
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205 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Douche Canoe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Matt Infamous!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Hugh Johnson and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canoe connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Canoe slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Infamous ducks right into an uppercut from Canoe.
Infamous is rocked!
Canoe circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Infamous tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Canoe wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Douche Canoe!
In his post fight interview, Douche Canoe started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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