PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between I Dare You To Spam Takedowns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Riki Ahmad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Riki Ahmad will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Dare You To Spam Takedowns
vs
Ahmad

177 cm
25
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
155 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, I Dare You To Spam Takedowns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Riki Ahmad!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
To Spam Takedowns displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ahmad.
Ahmad fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
To Spam Takedowns displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Ahmad.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Riki Ahmad.

Ahmad looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for To Spam Takedowns!
Ahmad is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Ahmad stands up and beckons To Spam Takedowns to his feet.
To Spam Takedowns throws an overhand right that lands on Ahmad's shoulder, as Ahmad tries to avoid the shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ahmad looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.

To Spam Takedowns gets caught napping as Ahmad dives in and scores a takedown. To Spam Takedowns manages to retain guard.

Ahmad stands up from To Spam Takedowns's guard - Ahmad perhaps looking for a knockout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ahmad fails with the takedown.
Ahmad misses with a takedown attempt - To Spam Takedowns sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

Ahmad scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

Ahmad stands up and beckons To Spam Takedowns to his feet.

Ahmad throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. To Spam Takedowns was covering up waiting for the punch and Ahmad finishes the takedown easily into guard.

Ahmad stands and steps away. To Spam Takedowns gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
To Spam Takedowns slaps away a takedown attempt from Ahmad, before circling back to the center of the mat.
To Spam Takedowns swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Ahmad tries for a takedown but To Spam Takedowns circles away easily
and To Spam Takedowns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ahmad shoots in for a double leg but To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Ahmad gets a takedown into half guard.
Ahmad looks winded!
To Spam Takedowns trying to control but Ahmad postures up.

Ahmad stands up out of the half guard.
Ahmad dives in for a single leg takedown but To Spam Takedowns sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
To Spam Takedowns lunges at Ahmad with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ahmad's hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Ahmad closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming To Spam Takedowns to the mat! To Spam Takedowns manages to get full guard.
To Spam Takedowns on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if To Spam Takedowns tries to get out of the position.
To Spam Takedowns controlling the position.

Ahmad stands up and waves to To Spam Takedowns to follow him.
Ahmad shoots in but To Spam Takedowns avoids the takedown attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
To Spam Takedowns lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ahmad with a lazy takedown attempt
and To Spam Takedowns connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Riki Ahmad has been cut.
Riki Ahmad seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ahmad fails with the takedown
and Ahmad takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
To Spam Takedowns scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ahmad shoots for a double leg takedown but To Spam Takedowns sprawls well. He's pushed Ahmad's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Ahmad shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts To Spam Takedowns as he jumps to the side.
To Spam Takedowns works over Ahmad's head and body with a nice combination.
To Spam Takedowns fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ahmad looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Ahmad tries for a takedown but To Spam Takedowns circles away easily
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ahmad with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling To Spam Takedowns to counter with a crisp jab.
To Spam Takedowns connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Ahmad momentarily.
To Spam Takedowns defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Ahmad.
It looked like To Spam Takedowns was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Ahmad dodges the punch combination from To Spam Takedowns.
To Spam Takedowns lands a lovely overhand right.
Ahmad closes the distance and clinches up with To Spam Takedowns, looking for a takedown. Ahmad pushes To Spam Takedowns against the cage but To Spam Takedowns circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Ahmad with a poor takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a nice uppercut.
To Spam Takedowns cracks Ahmad with an open hand slap.

Ahmad is rocked!
To Spam Takedowns fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Ahmad is still on wobbly legs! Can To Spam Takedowns finish him?
To Spam Takedowns stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

I Dare You To Spam Takedowns dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Riki Ahmad's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Ahmad shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. To Spam Takedowns defends it nicely.
Ahmad seems to have recovered his senses.

Ahmad manages to get an easy takedown there - catching To Spam Takedowns on his heels. He'll look to pass To Spam Takedowns's guard now, I'm sure.
To Spam Takedowns is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Ahmad decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on To Spam Takedowns, up you get!
To Spam Takedowns stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and To Spam Takedowns wants it to stay on the feet.
To Spam Takedowns throwing a counter right hand but Ahmad manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ahmad doesn't succeed with the takedown
and To Spam Takedowns counters with a lovely straight right hand!
I Dare You To Spam Takedowns has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Riki Ahmad.
Ahmad is breathing heavily.

To Spam Takedowns drops Ahmad with a beautiful combination! Ahmad stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - To Spam Takedowns is looking for the KO!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

To Spam Takedowns lands a big uppercut and Ahmad crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Ahmad looks OK. To Spam Takedowns waves Ahmad back to his feet!

That's one minute gone in the round.
To Spam Takedowns pounces like a tiger and cracks Ahmad with a vicious hook! Ahmad is down but not out! To Spam Takedowns follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). I Dare You To Spam Takedowns!
Post fight, I Dare You To Spam Takedowns took to the microphone: 'Looks like a motherfucker tried to spam some Takedowns! Bad call dude!'.