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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Lothar Darkthrone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Emmet Brickowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brickowski has chosen Everything Is AWESOME! as his entrance music. Lothar Darkthrone has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Excellent MT
Very quick
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lothar Darkthrone!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Emmet Brickowski!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Anthony Taglia and Dean Styles.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brickowski keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Darkthrone.
Darkthrone lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Darkthrone lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Lothar Darkthrone seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brickowski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A shot to the body from Brickowski misses
and Darkthrone counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Brickowski connects with a jab.
Brickowski takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Darkthrone throws a leg kick that is checked
and Darkthrone takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Brickowski looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A combination from Darkthrone does no damage.
Darkthrone instigates a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brickowski tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Darkthrone's elbow.
Brickowski misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Brickowski prevents a body shot from Darkthrone.
Darkthrone blocks a body shot from Brickowski.
Brickowski works on Darkthrone's body with a couple of short punches.
Brickowski misses with a body punch.
Darkthrone tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A body shot lands from Brickowski.
Darkthrone is breathing heavily.
Brickowski tries a body shot but Darkthrone blocks it.
Brickowski lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brickowski tries to work over Darkthrone's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brickowski tries a body shot but Darkthrone blocks it.
Brickowski tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Darkthrone's elbow.
Brickowski scores with a hook to the body.
Brickowski lands a body shot.
Brickowski trying to stall but Darkthrone improves his position.
Brickowski doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Brickowski scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Darkthrone blocks a body shot from Brickowski.
Darkthrone can't find room to land a body shot as Brickowski controls the action.
Darkthrone has a couple of punches blocked by Brickowski.
Still in the clinch, Brickowski scores with a nice short uppercut.
Brickowski lands a shot to the body.
Darkthrone misses with the head strike.
Brickowski pushes Darkthrone back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Brickowski misses with a body punch.
Brickowski lands a hook to the side of the head.
Brickowski tries to work over Darkthrone's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brickowski lands a right hand.
Brickowski lands a nice shot to the body.
Brickowski struggles to land a body shot inside as Darkthrone controls his hands.
Brickowski scores with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Brickowski lands a hook that snaps the head of Darkthrone backwards.
Brickowski throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Darkthrones head.
Brickowski tries to work over Darkthrone's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brickowski doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Brickowski tries a body shot but Darkthrone blocks it.
Darkthrone lands a left hand that snaps the head of Brickowski backwards.
Brickowski doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Darkthrone misses with a punch on the inside.
Brickowski scores with a hook to the body.
Darkthrone blocks a body shot from Brickowski.
Brickowski pushes Darkthrone back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Darkthrone takes a shot to the head.
Brickowski creates a bit of space and cracks Darkthrone with an uppercut that drops him to the canvas! Darkthrone is wobbled and seems to be struggling to get back to his feet. 3,4,5. He's up! Phew, his manager will be relieved but they're no doubt wondering whether he'll be able to recover properly and get back in the fight!
Darkthrone is rocked!
Darkthrone is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Darkthrone is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Brickowski doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Darkthrone crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Darkthrone's bad books for that mishap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Emmet Brickowski!
Emmet Brickowski took some time post fight to say the following; 'Look, um... I watch a lot of cop shows on TV... isn't there supposed to be a-... Isn't there supposed to be a good cop? '.
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